If each car company were a personality, what would they be doing at a party?

Lamborghini and Ferrari come in the door with their diesel shirt, fake tan, spicked hair calling on all the bitches, When they see their own moms at the party VW and Fiat they get in a big fight that ends with the boys leave ashamed with their head down.

 

nissan frontier......

well he's invited to the party alright but he ends up mowing the lawn

 

Hipster AMC sits just outside the social circle, offering annoying interjections such as "I did that before it was cool" and lamentations like "nobody understands me" "

 

Morgan the super sexy cheerleader walks in dressed to the nines. Shake her ass to a few songs. She gets offended when Hummer (The big dumb linebacker for the football team) tries to dance with her. Morgan leaves and finds McLaren and they do some acid.

LaSalla and Pierce Arrow want to come to the party but they are sittng at home drinking Red Dog and still talking about the glory days of their high school football careers and how they almost won state.

 

Fiero...

Over-jealous and under-confident, he creeps up to the party to spy on his newest girlfriend, Caravan. He flips out and makes a scene on the lawn after he spots Trans Am talking to Caravan. They get into a scuffle, and Vanagon gets punched after trying to break it up, and Fiero runs off yelling obscenities. He backfires and misses 2nd while trying to peel out.

Trans Am and Caravan hook up w/o protection and end up having a set of shitty Neon twins.

After numerous months in the shop and many failed attempts to be road-worthy again, Fiero goes on to rust away drinking Old Crow and Keystone Light with his Fiero buddies in the trailer park.

 

Hyundai would be the annoying, slutty, but cute girl who all the guys secretly want to bang. She knows she is easy and doesn't care that she sleeps with 3 guys that night.