Funny Rednecks

So I decided to start a Funny Redneck thread. If you have any Pictures, videos, cartoons, jokes, etc, anything with rednecks doing funny things or just rednecks being rednecks, post it here.

red⋅neck
1. an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South.
2. a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class.
3. Also, red-necked. narrow, prejudiced, or reactionary: a redneck attitude.

Here is a video of some rednecks jumping a Suzuki Sidekick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3vOzq8fCY

 

hahah nice

 

o shit that was good

 

I didn't think that jump was going to hold up but I was wrong.

 

Haha, I wouldn't expect them to be driving a Suzuki.

 

This is just nasty. lol

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Redneck MD:

 

thats awesome...and the way the dude sounds in slow motion is almost as funny as the jump

 

That's not a bad idea! lol

 

"holy fuckin shit" lol!

 

"I don't want these barrels in here." lol CA has nobody that does dumb shit like that.

 

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.