Utterly sick and disgusted -got keyed in a parking lot

I personally, would take it to a professional detailer. Don't mess around with trying to hand polish it out. Multiple stages are required with a machine buffer. Have it done right.

 

I'm sorry you got keyed. This reminds me of a time the truck I used to have got keyed. I was in high school at a party and when I came out to leave I see a GIANT "HI" and a smiley face taking up the entire driver door. I was PISSED but also laughed at the same time. And every now and then, while it was still on there, it'd make me laugh as I was getting into the truck.

Nate

 

Well at least they didn't draw a penis or anything on it!

 

That's true. Could be much worse.

 

I've used the Dr Colorchip kit and was very happy with the end results. Works great.