Im rich !! , really?

Just got this in my junk email :
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit Dallas Fortworth
International Airport, Texas.

I am Assistant Special Agent Incharge Donald W. Freese from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Intelligence Field Unit, we Intercepted two consignment boxes at Dallas Fortworth International Airport, Texas, the boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money, Investigation carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States, said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Government of Nigeria through the security company in the United Kingdom.

Meanwhile, we cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, right now we have no other choice than to confiscated your consignment.

According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC 1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.

You are required to reply back within 72hours for normalization and release of your consignment boxes for onward delivery to your address, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.

Yours In Service,
Agent Donald W. Freese
Assistant Special Agent Incharge
FBI- Dallas Area Division

Reallly , who falls for this crap ?

 

Tons of people fall for this type of stuff all the time. It's sad, but it is the truth.

 

It's probably from all that excess money you received from the Nigerian Prince.

 

Reading this reminded me of

 

I do physical therapy in nursing homes in the evenings for some extra loot. One evening one of the ladies who works in the kitchen received a phone call from someone claiming that she had won a shitload of money.

They wanted her to wire them a few hundred bucks to cover transfer fees, then they would deposit like 1.2 million dollars in her bank account after she provided them with her bank account information.

She was so sure that she was a millionaire that she called the nursing home administrator on the spot and told her to get fucked in the neck, and "I'm rich, bitch!" Then walked out.

They let her come back to work about a week later after she figured out she'd been had. I personally believe that the shame of returning to work and asking for your job back would be worse than actually getting fired for the tirade.

 

Ive taken countless police reports for fraud or identity theft for people that fall for this. The victims run across all ethnic boundaries, any race, any age, any sex. People fall for this crap all the time then get pissed when the police cant do much more then file a report.

 

Might be legit........go for it..

 

Did someboby say Nigeria ? WTH?

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters In Washington,
D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 )


ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY,


This is an official advice from the F.B.I foreign Operation Unit, it has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank Nigeria district has released 10,500,000.00 US dollars into bank of America in your name as the beneficiary, by inheritance means.


The C.B.N Bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have Enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, used what we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.


Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the American authorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, the FBI bank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $10,500,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (S.D.T.A). We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world. We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been Stopped and are being held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (DIST) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are antiterrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to cross and impound the Payment, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal documents.

 

As bad as these Nigerian scams are what are worse are the scam artists that are given tax-exempt status in the US. Google "Popoff" and you will learn how to scam little old ladies out of millions a year by the perfectly legal means of forming a church.

 

My cousin is a prince in Nigeria and he's supposed to send me some money as soon as the $500 check I mailed him clears. (-: