What's the WORST Christmas gift you have received?

A plumbing estimate for ~$5000.00

 

I got this from my wife. It's supposed to get cold here in Jersey this week. Good week to try it out!

 

Got a 12 pack of 'limited edition' Budweiser cans. Empties, most of them partially crushed, in a brown cardboard box. My GF's brother's wife thought I'd like them because they were 'collectible'

It was the only gift I got from her.

 

My mother-in-law consistently gets me the effing ugliest track suits you could imagine. If she'd just get me a gold chain or two, I could be an Albanian gangster for Halloween.

In the mid-nineties when I was stationed in Germany she got me a blue one with white and maroon stripes. I wore it to the chow hall on a dare and nobody in my platoon would sit next to me. Seriously.

A few years later it was a mustard yellow one. Just a solid mustard yellow track suit.

The latest is black with double chartreuse racing stripes down the pants and sleeves that glow in the dark.

I used to get pissed at the shitty presents. Now I kind of look forward to them. They make me laugh and I'll wear it just to embarrass my kids.

 

Having hard time deciding if it's the worst or the best present I got...

 

When I was 8-9yo, my uncle gave me this huge box and it was the last Christmas gift under the tree. I was super excited and opened it up: It was a banana box full of carrots, onions and potatoes. Everyone laughed except me... I cried...

 

One of my sisters gave me socks and a multitool with a Philips, flathead, flashlight, and...that's it. I already have a multitool.
Mom got me 4 thermal sweaters all the same kind and style, just different colors. Come on mom.

 

I was about to break up with one of my ladies years ago around Christmas. I was nice, and waited until after the New Years. She thought she was going to be getting a ring for the holidays (fucking women...), but I instead got her a set of feety pajamas.

She was so heart broken, but she honestly still thought I had the ring hidden somewhere and was going to give it to her later in the afternoon.