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You know, that the end of banana is the end that you are supposed to peel from.

pinch and peel. That is all you do. Don't hate it. Just try it. Like a monkey. Or Monkee(reference for the older folk).

 

I hate when people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Word

 

I hate it when people see you rushing to catch the elevator, make eye contact, and let the doors close anyway. There'll be a special place in hell for you all.

 

I hate when my wife tosses shit in the garage that she doesn't want in the house anymore.

 

I love the ass end of bananas, it's like reaching Nirvana each and every time.

 

Dude that's the best where it has all the sugar and stuff. Especially the last of lucky charms

 

mmmmmmm charms dust

 

http://youtu.be/JEYNuU6Xtms

 

I hate people who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

I hate people that ask -" Do you know what time it is?"
After thoughtfully looking at my watch, I will politely tell them - "Time for you to buy a watch"
This is usually followed by - "I don't need a watch, I have a cellphone"
Then why did you waste my time asking for the time?

 

I hate cooks that don't wash they're hands after dropping a loaf.

I hate door dingers.

I hate the guy whose kid ran his bike into my parked truck and didn't have the balls to knock on my door and tell me his kids scratched my truck.

 

Further proof that the gene pool needs some chlorine.

 

Roger that one. Kids gonna be an asshole...