YOTA LOVER

This is my Tacoma. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Tacoma is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My Tacoma, without me, is useless. Without my Tacoma, I am useless. I must drive my Tacoma true. I must pick a line over the obstacles which are trying to kill me. I must conquer them before they conquer me. I will...
My Tacoma and I know that what counts in off-roading is not the decals on the window, the plastiderp on our wheels, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the ride that counts. We will ride...
My Tacoma is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its motor and its drive-line. I will keep my Tacoma clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Tacoma and I are the wanderers of my country. We are the masters of our terrain. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until every trail is off-limits or there is no more fuel, but peace!