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10 kids in their late 20s living in an orgy house in the bahamas running a multi-billion dollar crypto sheme? What could possibly go wrong!

SBF's daddy is head of economics at MIT and buddy buddy with Gensler.

 

Sounds like a Chuck Lore sitcom.

 

Lol doubt it, he was largest donar to….you can guess the rest

 

Ok, so I went through letter by letter and these were the ones from my desktop PC on firefox. Some of the more wittier ones I'd imagine I came up with at 12:30 at night and did them with my phone. No way to track those. There's definitely some classics missing from this list

OG thread title: I don't think I've ever seen a market dive like it did today
Personal favorite: TACOMO FOMO YOLO HIYOOO!!!

4:1! 4:1! 4:1! 4:1! 4:1! 4:1! Where's your Picasso now?!
Always maintain a clean hand when you're dealing with bourbon and chicken
BTC fights for $20k. Tune in here for more impending financial collapse!
BBIG Discussion thread
Do I make poor stock choices? No, no, it's the markets that are wrong!
Europocalypse (day one, two three etc)
Everybody head to the inflation station to board the pain train!
Earnings call, shareholder meeting. Splividend.
Happy 4th, market is closed on Monday. That's fine because you'd just lose money anwyays
I used to be a trader like you, then I took a recession in the knee
I've got nothing for a title at the moment
Investing may incur losses. Never invest more than you can afford to lose
It's not about the gains, it's the losses we shared along the way
It's just a market melt up Monday
I'M JUST LAZY AS S**T -- Not sure how I feel about this, but it's probably accurate
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Tuesday
Music afficionado thread
Maybe something about index funds being for chumps -- j_utah
OPEN THE CASINO YOU COWARDS!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Market r fuk and your puts and calls too!
rainbows and unicorns
Stock poll results are in! Everybody loses!
Show me on the doll where Jpow destroyed your retirement
Stonks only go contrarian
The losses will continue until the mora--until big money has situated themselves to buy the crash
TW investment thread - now with cancelled recession
TW investment thread - now with stonk splits
TW investment thread - now with who the heck knows what
The Splividend approacheth
TW investment thread - Errybody out hating tonight. TW got the paid shills???
TW investment thread - now with fire extinguishers
TW investment thread - now with live jpeg marketplace
TW investment thread - now with more doubting Canadians
TW investment thread - Now with more volume
TW investment thread - now with people talking about Tacomas???
TW investment thread - now with pinecone's job conundrum
TW investment thread - Now with weekend
TW investment thread - now with existential ponderings
TW investment thread - now with infinite sideways movement
TW investment thread - now with more bull trap
TW investment thread - Market closed on Monday
TW investment thread - now with free life jackets! j/k, everybody drowns.
TW investment thread - now with cocktail happy hour
TW investment thread - now with more fond youthful outdoors memories
TW investment thread - now with more intellectual discourse?
TW investment thread - now with more enthusiasm
Things You Don't Know About Steve Buscemi
TW investment thread - now with financial security imminent.
TW investment thread - now with long weekend
TW investment thread - now with more big Tacoma
VOLCKER ME HARDER
Witty stock thread title. The heat has limited the ability of my brain to do thinking things
What's the biggest tire I can fit on a stock 3rd gen with NO rubbing?

 

This is gold. All great titles. And I'm in the the magical fairy bus to Stockland! Choo Choo motherf%*kers, it's gamblin time

 

No wonder Block-Fi posted that tweet yesterday. They're $250M deep in FTX. This FTX thing might rattle some shoes. HF's are already marking that asset down to $0. I expect some big firms to get margin called since they can't use FTX capital on anyone's asset sheet. BTC still holding strong above $16.5K. If it breaks that things gonna go south fast. If I'm a HF right now I'm pumping a shit ton of money into crypto to keep it afloat. If BTC sinks those margin calls are gonna get huge fast.

 

Hanging out with the N@Zl's

 

Riot Calls Jan 23

I have TWO of them...I could make dozens!

 

This is another one of those things I'll bring up at a get together and I'll get blank stares...Same people who voted in MA....

 

High school quarterback and the prom queen




These mfs get a bahamian orgy house and I'm out here working for a living? tf is wrong with this world

 

yes but in 2022 it's prom queen left, QB right

 

Was the company literally named fuck the exchange?

 

^That's the clown shoes bit. All this focus on the situation and nobody realizing it's just a big reuse to fool crypto bros into wanting regulation of crypto
Then again idk what i'm expecting. People still believe so many of those stories. Like bill gates was just some random computer nerd that made it and not son of ibm execs that got some oddly generous grants. And buffet still lives in a small house and spends little to nothing while worrying his janitor pays more taxes than him. Etc...

 

Apparently FTX may be making unauthorized debits against linked bank accounts now?

What a shit show.

 

It would appear twitter is the source







hold on, lemme see