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Your age and years trading where probably the reason for the decline. Like @kairo said, call them and let them know you want options without margin. Then let them know you'd like to keep them as your broker but if that can't be arranged you'll take your money elsewhere. If they still won't do it open an E-Trade account. Then lie on the questions. lol

 

I told them I wanted to buy call options on GME for 10k by 7/1

 

If I was them, I'd throw your brokerage account into a volcano and send you to a turkish prison

 

Why? Rocket go moon right?

 

That's like rolling up to the roulette wheel and saying "sir, here's the pinkslip to my truck. All on 13 black please" lmao

 

And then the dice (ball?) lands on 13 black right?

 

That little joke just got me curious. I set the strike at $1000. The highest strike for JUN 11 through JUL 9 is currently $580. The highest strike for JULY 16 is $800. Can someone verify that with another platform?

 

Well there's no 7/1, but for 7/2, the highest it goes is $580



I've seen it as high as $800 but nothing higher yet.

I'm really curious, since Citadel is the dedicated market maker for GME, if the shit starts hitting the fan and they get liquidated and lets say the price is in the low thousands. Are we even going to get $5k, $10k, $30k strikes? Time will tell I guess.

I think I'd like to see somebody spend like $400k on a GME sept $1,000,000 and have it go ITM by like July 4th. That'd be some shit for the ages. IV: 999999999%

 

So after watching the naked shorts clip I think all my ASO is getting flushed monday morning to go $10k in on GME.

 

They all come around eventually.

I've got dollars to donuts that @theesotericone doesn't sell shit at $499 because deep in his cold heart he knows I'm right. Also he listens to treefort, and treefort is all about the squeeze.

 

I mean I already have $5500 worth of gme, but dumping another $4800 in seems like the thing to do.

 

30 shares go out the door at $499.99. 6 shares will remain in my account. lol

 

Never invest more than you can afford to lose, make sure you understand your risk tolerance. Don't get too excited about bikini clad women paddling your custom tandem kayak around while you're fed grapes and beer on fishing trips, blah blah blah. You know the drill

 

Look, you may know 28' beams, but I know GME lmao

 

I know math. Getting a 213% return on 83% of my positions is just fine with me. If the other 17% go to the moon it's just gravy. lol

 

Thank god I'm dumb as fuck when it comes to math. I just keep buying this stupid stock because it gives me little dopamine hits.

Also, when this is over, clear your schedule. I have a lot of stuff I'm gonna need built

 

What was so special about that little clip? I get seeing the shock on her face says something but is a random news reporter saying naked shorts than much of a confirmation really?

 

It absolutely is. Nobody in the mainstream media has really said a word about or shorts, or much less used the word naked shorts. She either blurted it out and looked like a scared fawn, or it was planned.

I don't trust anybody or anything, but the very fact that "naked shorts" made it onto CNBC is something that should have never happened (because all the major news networks are owned in part by hedge funds or their benefactors). She either broke rank intentionally or accidentally. Either way it's an interesting new development.

 

FIFY

 

Well, if you say so.