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Gestures broadly at HFT and algo driven trading across every ticker in the market

Where fundamentals?

 

Stonks only go up amirite?

 

even algos follow fundamentals, where the algos buy and sell.
that's just how i trade, no meme stonks. been doing this a long time wiothout touching meme stonks. if $GME goes to 2 million per share, i wish you all the happiness and may you spend your wealth well. i'm happy jsut watching and cheering my friends on.

 

I will buy you something nice at $2m a share

 

that means he's going to buy you a nice top of the line air fryer

 

I'm in the same boat. If MOASS happens, cool. I'm happy for the dudes who get the bags. But, until then, I'm just watching. I MIGHT look at buying a lot for covered calls, $2500 ish though. This is far from my job, but that's a lot to risk when I'm looking at a 20 year horizon for early retirement (maybe 25).

Oh, I found an opened one in the clearout aisle at walmart the other day for 35$. There was a slight hint of temptation actually. So, yeah, if it goes, I'll ask for one of those, please

 

any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

new guy is magic

 

i'm getting booted?
i meant no harm, i was actually hoping my post/trades entry and exit can help some.

 

Most here are beyond help, others don’t day-trade. I’m just here to laugh at everyone

 

It helps to think of it as a gambling support group, not a stock trading club.

 

Support? This thread is akin to holding the AA meeting in a bar. On a Friday. During happy hour.

 

Oh you thought I meant the other kind of support?

 

AA = smol bewbies

 

i dont day trade much, i only do if the charts present an opportunity. i am 90% a swing trader.
i am currently waiting for $SPY to hit $381.9 ( a day trade presented itself) to take a short swing position down to $3400 $SPX, roughly $340 $SPY, the down move will be about 2-3 weeks.

 

Hmmm....So it looks like my IRA has an auto-sell for contracts at market on expiration if I hold past 15:30...
I wen't to sell my grossly out of the money weeklys at market and couldn't...
HMmm...
Then I check my orders...Fidelity set a market order at 15:30 that still hasn't filled...so...thanks fidelity

 

There's a lot of $$$ with that sentiment... Dec 16 $340 SPY put

 

Very light bag...
a carryon