101 ways that prove how obsessive you are with your taco.

64, where you gladly park miles from the store to ensure no one is gonna dent your rig.

 

Wait arent you the "buff as shit" guy??

 

You mean like this?

 

Yep, you got it!
Also I look for spaces were I can take up two of them end to end because mine is so long

 

66. When you take detours out to the parking area, on your way to a class during college, just to make sure it is okay, and give it a little pat on the hood!

 

67. when your at school and you go check on your truck after every other period

 

68. You tell your wife we park out here so i dont get the door dings. But it's so you can star at your truck on the way back out.
69. When you become the guy that parks in two parking spots.
70. When the wife comes out side and hangs out with you while washing the truck and tells you that the truck get's rubbed down more than her!!!!!!

 

71. when you spend over 45 minutes reading all of these and agreeing with most of them

 

lol

 

lol where'd you learn how to spell?
Purcha"s"ed in your signature thing

 

72?
When you dream about talk about and fantisize about your Tacmma

 

TACOMA* didnt mean to disrespect her like that.

 

60. When you drive a passenger and when they get out they slam your door on accident

 

73: When see a sexy fine ass chick walk by and while checking her out. Your tacoma pops into your head.

 

76: When your definition of awesome, cool, sexy, sweet, beast, monster, baby, girl, ..well you know what mean is your tacoma.

 

77. When you make your friend buy a bottle of water and a towel after spilling a soda in the bed because you dont want it to be sticky.

 

78: When you rather ride without a shirt rather than a wet one.

 

79. When you've had your truck for about a year and only 3 people including yourself have driven it because you don't trust it to anyone else.

 

80. When you've had your truck for over 25 yrs and no one else but you has ever driven it because you don't trust anyone else with it.

 

81. When you shake your mats out after you exit the vehicle. And then you tell your passenger to PLEASE do the same.