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I'm setting my stand up tomorrow.

 

Wheres everyone at!

 

Goin' to get some fooood. I'm hungry.

 

LOL... You're always hungry...

 

hell....after today.......im hungry as hell too....but i cant eat anything for a while.........

 

That blows. I don't know what I'd do...wait...yes I do! To quote a singing novelty trophy: "Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you!"

 

brother.....i tried putting a beer down a little while ago...no go. for the first and only time in my life i regret to say this.........the beer was too cold............it hurt my throat something fierce, and i aint about to puke and waste beer. im drinking gatorade,room temperature,thru a damn straw. i almost feel defeated!!!

 

this doesnt hurt in the least.........but the back of my throat sure the hell does!!!

 

I really, really, really feel bad that you can't drink any beer. At least you're getting better.

If I were you, I would have demanded that the surgeon stitch you up in such a way that would leave a scar. A neck scar would be badass.

 

hey man.....its definitely gonna scar!!! its only held together by dermabond.....a liquid adhesive.......so scarring will be there for sure...........and im looking forward to it too!!!

 

Hahahahaha! Ned is great.

I yelled that same quote out during a few paintball matches.

 

i hope it doesnt end up like that!!!

 

Sweet. The next time you're in a bar, claim a bear took a swipe at you. You can fill in the rest of the story from there.

 

Gotta love " beer is liquid bread" ...sure thats what they thought 3000 years ago. Nothin's changed.

I'll keep this damn Taco 'till I die... unless it turns out to be a lemon. So far the tranny is a bitch, it sounds like a grinding whore most times, shifts notchy and hard. Engine ticks loud... etc,etc...they been makin' this motor since 1941 (in versions) I think it might be a winner. Some say it's good for 300K...we'll see.

 

just for pure parody.......the first story is gonna be along the lines of "yeah.......chuck norris round house kicked me, and this was all that happened"!!!!!

 

haha...........nah..........aint gonna angle my story like that!!! that is funny as hell tho!!!

 

I'm not sure if I'd take The Norris' name in vain...

^ and that's why!

 

ah....i said it would be in pure parody!!!

the next one will be a badass biker story or maybe a "rescuing an old lady from a mugger/ children in a stolen car/ 3 kittens in a trash bag" type of story!!!

 

That's a good one too, but you've already got Boobs McGee. Normally saving old ladies, kittens and children are reserved for single guys with scars.

 

yeah, but boobs wouldnt mind!!!