2014 NCAA Football Thread

ESPN is a flippin joke. Just listening to them babble on and on is well, giving me a headache.

 

Other than being undefeated, I'm not sure what you see in Ariz that puts them head and shoulders above the rest of the Pac 12.

UCLA is a joke? Utah is better than you think.

 

I love all the ra ra conference fan boys in here. I can hear the shit now , can you Believe how fucked up the bowl shit is

 

sparty is the best team in the country

 

FTFY.

 

Well, that all depends on if UGA makes it to a good bowl game!

 

So, how good of a football team is Memphis? What about Texas? Or Virginia? They struggled in all of those games and none of those teams are particularly any good.

Oregon gets slapped around by any team with a solid front seven. USC lost to a couple of nobodies. Washington State doesn't have a defense and Cal is winning games by the skin of their teeth.

Do I think Arizona is particularly a great team? No, but I think they have a coach that can put them in situations to succeed, I think they have an offense that can score on anyone, and I think they have just enough defense when it counts.

 

Oregons problem this year is injuries. As soon as the line comes back together we will be back. We lost 2 starters against Sparty that hurt us bad.

 

Yada yada Yada ......

 

Az. is just lucky. on the up side of this the ducks do have killer uniforms

 

Triple option and slot backs are the hardest to defend against. It's one on one with the QB and RB, if one person misses a read it's all messed up, and there's always the 3rd option of the FB. As a former high school limebacker, I can say I HATE the triple option as a defender haha.

 

Fucks given: 0.

Unless you count the one by the UF QB.

 

Maybe he'll steal crab legs too. I hear that's all the rage.

 

I hear shop lifting $43 in automotive parts from a Wal Mart is the new fad.

 

It's crazy because we actually punish our players for doin somethin like that. In fact, you get kicked off the team for shoplifting.

 

And then they end up becoming a big deal at auburn.

 

I guess we could just turn the other way when that stuff happens. We might get a Heisman winner and a National Championship

 

Hate to get all sappy, but football isn't always about the glory of being a champion. It's about becoming a man, but everyone knows a ring is better, especially with free crab legs or Auburn sliding your family some money!

 

We're working on it. Will let you know how it goes.

 

A&M-MSU is on espnu right now. Such a good game.