2016 USB Ports

This is hilarious.

 

I was totally serious

/not serious at all
/maybe just the SD card

 

Fuck Toyota.

 

Yah man I hear you. Time to go to another lover if Toyota can't treat her man right. Uhhh not lover...I meant truck.

 

For some of "old farts", one usb is enough.

 

Let's add to the list:

Only 1 USB port for non-smokers
Qi wireless cellphone charging for the wired enthusiasts
No USB ports for rear passengers to charge their phones while watching porn with only 5% charge remaining
No free wifi
No paid wifi
No push button start on manual model
Only push button start on automatic model
Gimmicky Crawl Control for incompetent offroaders
Same AC suicide doorskin
Droopy tail lamps looking like having a sad because no diesel
No urea injection because no diesel
Premature ejaculation because GM diesel made by Isuzu
Erectile dysfunction because no Viagra dispenser
No free Viagra
Big ungainly retarded catshark mouth front grill bumper combo because fuck the pedestrians
Headlamps with fake vents for non-cooling
Front air dam because 3 less degrees of Kevin Bacon
Rotary damped tailgate because ain't nobody got time fo dat
5' bed because not long enough
6.1' bed because too long
Cheese grater grill because Taco Bell
No TRD Pro because not expensive enough
No supercharger because need to tow a fucking train hauling all the gold bars out of Fort Knox if they're still there
8" diff too small and weak
8.8" diff too damn big and strong
ATRAC because why not front lockers
No solid front axle but don't wanna buy Jeep


Will add more as the complaints roll in for the next few weeks.

 

Who needs USB ports anyways when you got Bluetooth? If charging is the reason, the Qi wireless charger kinda fixes that. The one USB port for the extra passenger who needs his/her Qi caseless phone charged. The Qi charger for yourself. Toyota two steps ahead of the game, son.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Auto-Charger-...0811911&sr=8-5&keywords=12v+multi+usb+charger

 

I can help you out.


no nitrogen filled tires
SR instrument LCD too small and has no functions
new colors are awful
Cruise control not adaptive
doors don't open wide enough
SR5+ cluster LCD has useless functions
power windows too slow
not enough cup holders
Cabin is too small
Truck is too big
Factory tires are garbage
parking brake is not foot operated
center console opens backwards instead of sideways
Carryover colors awful
not enough storage in backseat pocket
Analog speedometer
Moon only visible through moon roof for half the day
windscreen not raked enough
not made in America enough
Backseat pocket too hard to reach from front seat while driving
Tailgate spoilers are for ricer idiots
Doors not big enough
V6 oil filter is garbage
Doesn't tow enough
SR5+ instrument cluster not enough functions
Tow hitch ruins departure angle
3 piece bumper expected to break instead of made stronger and impossible to damage
composite bed is weak
only 1 gopro mount
bed outlet should be in cab
not enough USB ports in bed
not enough ground clearance
too many lugnuts
Too hard to get in and out of
No automatic clutch with 6 speed manual
No amber rear turn signals
Shitty autozone seat covers not standard
battery on wrong side of engine compartment
oil dipstick too hard to put back
insurance too expensive
spare tire gets dirty
Gopro camera not standard
1/2 ton payload not sufficient for 1/2 ton truck
Glove compartment lock not powered
Disappointing carry over lugnuts
no 8 lug option

 

It's USB 2.0 too...

 

I just wish when I set my hat on the dash that the curvature of the window and dash didn't totally bend my ultra flat bill.

 

My Taco had the Nitrogen option installed by the dealer for a cool $99.00. This was installed by dealer before they asked me. Oh well.

 

That costs as much as it does to put it in..

 

I still don't understand the whole bit about nitrogen filling the tires. The air around us is over 70% nitrogen to begin with. You can't tell me that another 30% makes all that much of a difference.

As for the wireless charging....almost 50% of smart phone users, especially those with the money to buy a 30k truck, are iPhone users, which have no wireless charging capability.

 

Specul-tate

 

This is the new best thread in the 3rd gen forum

 

I hope it still has a cigarette lighter so you can add additional USB ports. Hell, I already have all that hardware in my current truck because my 07 came with ZERO usb ports. LOL You guys are way too spoiled!!

 

Best complaint EVAH!

 

My favorite part from Spinal Tap

 

I agree, but that attitude stops now. With more choices in the segment, and with a new Ford Ranger on the horizon, Toyota will have to earn my money. Time will tell if they will.