2017 Nascar Thread

Dammit Erik Jones. Quit that crap.

 

Well there ya' go. Bye bye 77. If the cars weren't so dang low, you could pull that Pass in the Grass stuff like they did in the '80s.

 

He was born in a time with splitters on these cars, he should've known better haha. Must've binged on a bunch of 80s races last night or just said fuck it lets see what happens.

 

Oops

 

That's the spirit of the Open race.

 

Except for Elliott, apparently his dad taught him his ways of driving cleanly no matter what. Puke.

 

Elliott is in, Jeff just let him know

 

Oh I know, just hate how timid Elliott is in a race car. Makes my stomach hurt. If he would've moved Suarez out of the way earlier would t have been in that spot or get run over by allmendinger on the start.

 

How'd it look on TV? He DEF moved Saurez. Crowd went NUTS here. Saurez nearly wrecked going into T1.

 

Suarez tried to block in second dog leg, Chase was just there, got into his left rear a little. Then Chase backed off going into 1 when he couldve stuck his nose just off his quarter panel and got him loose to pass him.


Elliott wouldn't be trying to bump and run someone at 195 mph on the straightaway, let's be for real

 

Good God that Sebastian Bourdais incident today, that was a hard fucking hit, hope he's ok.

 

I love a Suarez interview lol.

 

I don't know what they're showing on tv but this driver intro stuff is some surreal, post-apocalyptic BS. Fireworks, EDM deejay, Harleys doing burnouts, trophy truck doing doughnuts with light bars blazing.

 

Welcome to the monster era lol

 

And the tv only showed a very small amount of intros, most of it was the MW walk down pit road which I'm fine with, makes me laugh.

 

Can anyone make a pass without green tires? Hope this isn't an indication of what the 600 will be, follow the leader every lap, and no passing

 

Classic Charlotte: get out front and check out.

 

They have to get 'em up off the track. Get air under the car. Reduce cornering speed. Give the teams wider tolerances on the rules.

 

Racing quality was better last year, there were actual passes

 

Rowdy wins from out of nowhere