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25 beliefs about a mans truck...

Discussion in '1st Gen. Tacomas (1995-2004)' started by stro908, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. Mar 26, 2010 at 7:44 AM
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    stro908

    stro908 [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Read number 12!! :D This was ripped from a facebook page, not mine, pretty funny!


    Just some concepts for truck owners...maybe youve felt the same way about yours. Feel free to add your comments, im sure ive missed a few..
    25 Common Beliefs about a Man’s Truck

    1. First off, we don’t let just anybody ride in the damn thing…feel privileged.
    2. 99% of the time, NO you can’t drive it.
    3. IF you do drive the pickup, don’t leave the radio station on some hotomosexual bullshit…please return it to the local country station as you found it.
    4. Ladies, please don’t get freaked out by the spit cup in the cup holder…and goddamnit, DO NOT throw it out.
    5. Please do not tell me to wash off the cowboy streaks down the drivers side of the pickup…you shouldn’t have thrown out my cup.
    6. If it smells like burnt cedar, gas/diesel, Copenhagen, has stains and dust on the inside…its been used as it should be, don’t tell me you don’t like it, it’s a redneck’s truck, what the hell do you expect?
    7. There’s a difference between a grill guard and a brush guard.
    8. I don’t care who you are, don’t tell me how to drive my truck when you’re in the cab with me, I know how to handle it…the more you bitch the scarier ill drive.
    9. Again, mostly for the girls, if I drive over a curb, median, through some mud, don’t look at me like I just shot your mother, I’m just havin some fun…shit…
    10. I swing the grill guard bout 3 inches from the bumper of the other car when im parkin…don’t scream every time I do it…I aint gonna hit it.
    11. If you don’t like the truck, please keep the opinion to yourself…I don’t get in your face bout that piece of shit youre drivin.
    12. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…BUY A DOMESTIC TRUCK…unless its an old T100 or tacoma:thumbsup:, bout the only jap pickups worth a damn.
    13. It’s a CB radio…stop askin me.
    14. Yes you have the ability to talk to other CB owners with it.
    15. Id rather you not pretend talk into it…just makes us both feel like dumbasses…
    16. Girls, refrain from screaming when im about to tee-off on a deer in the middle of the highway, bar ditch, or median. That’s why the Ranchhand is on there…
    17. Don’t try to clean my truck for me, it may look dirty to you but its organized in my eyes…I know where everything is, do I come into your room and rip all that flowery bullshit off your walls? Same concept.
    18. Once more, to the girls, if youre sittin bitch don’t screw around and knock my truck into reverse…words don’t describe the homicide that will occur shortly thereafter…
    19. If youre the only other person in the truck, and you arnt my girlfriend, don’t sit bitch…see the above reason.
    20. If you tailgate me in a car, BACK OFF…unless you like the taste of rear bumper…
    21. The girls out there that can drive my truck as good as me…are DAMN sexy.
    22. When im in the parkin lot UNDER my truck fixin something try askin “You need some help” – that’s acceptable…don’t ask me if I need a jump…im not a dumbass.
    23. Respect truck drivers…were bigger than you, we can end you.
    24. I don’t care how many dints, scratches, or scars are on my truck, I catch you screwin with it…I will kill you dead boy.
    25. Finally…the truck doesn’t make the man…the man makes the truck, not about what you got, its about how you use it.
     
  2. Mar 26, 2010 at 7:54 AM
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    Jimmyjohn

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  3. Mar 26, 2010 at 8:08 AM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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  4. Mar 26, 2010 at 8:10 AM
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    mcampos0

    mcampos0 Today I Will!!!!

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    Ahaha l like the 99% of the time, you cant drive it. My trucks my baby and verybody askes if they can drive it and i just say Hell NOO
     
  5. Mar 26, 2010 at 8:13 AM
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    Loudpedal

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    #s 6, 8, and 17 for sure.




    also 21 = my wife. Hell, the truck was hers when I met her.
     
  6. Mar 26, 2010 at 8:17 AM
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    Bellis

    Bellis friggin rad

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    did you change number 12 or did you find it like that
     
  7. Mar 26, 2010 at 8:19 AM
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    "10. I swing the grill guard bout 3 inches from the bumper of the other car when im parkin…don’t scream every time I do it…I aint gonna hit it."


    HAHAHAHAAH Aint that the truth. My wife takes 10 minutes trying to turn into our gararge. I can't tell you how many times my kids say out loud how fast I turn into the garage and why does momma take so long!!! I think now they just do it b/c they know it pisses her off!!!!!!!
     
  8. Mar 26, 2010 at 8:24 AM
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    stro908

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    (did you change number 12 or did you find it like that )

    I found it like that, just gave it a THUMBS UP!

    I have also owned a T100...kickass truck! had 240k when I sold it.
     
  9. Mar 26, 2010 at 4:40 PM
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    ak47 v.hey its my Avatar avatar.v

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    i really wanna print this out and post it in the truck. lol
     
  10. Mar 26, 2010 at 4:54 PM
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  11. Mar 26, 2010 at 5:08 PM
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    well its the truth dam good find
     
  12. Mar 26, 2010 at 5:10 PM
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    hahaha. rules of the truck. i love it
     
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    hahaha, 9, 10,11,12,17, and 21 are mine lol. mostly all of them are but those fit the most
     
  14. Mar 27, 2010 at 7:25 AM
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    ...and a bull bar (a real one, Westin doesn't count) is different and superior to both!
     
  15. Mar 27, 2010 at 7:38 AM
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  16. Mar 27, 2010 at 7:41 AM
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  17. Mar 27, 2010 at 7:47 AM
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  18. May 25, 2010 at 4:19 PM
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  19. May 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM
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