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3 dead bodies......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. Feb 25, 2009 at 3:48 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. The Coroner tells the Inspector:

    "First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

    "The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."

    "Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

    "Thought she was having her picture taken."
     
  2. Feb 25, 2009 at 4:12 PM
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    Dilsky

    Dilsky There go my nipples again!

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  3. Feb 25, 2009 at 4:32 PM
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    trcksr4grls

    trcksr4grls Prayers for Bill and Michelle

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  4. Feb 26, 2009 at 9:02 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    nice avatar. "bucket head Debbie"
     
  5. Feb 26, 2009 at 10:55 AM
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    Dilsky

    Dilsky There go my nipples again!

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    ^Haha I have been waiting for someone to recognize that for about a month now. Great show, definately an aquired taste though.
     
  6. Feb 26, 2009 at 11:14 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    i did like it but i liked Frisky Dinigo (they're latest show) better. but i think i'm the minority there
     
  7. Feb 26, 2009 at 11:21 AM
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    Banchi94 Well-Known Member

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    That's hilarious! Did you see her bouncing up and down like some giddy cheerleader during the President's address to the Senate (or was it House)? She annoys me to no end...
     
  8. Feb 26, 2009 at 11:22 AM
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  9. Feb 26, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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    She's like the ugly kid who is friends with the most popular. Moron.
     
  10. Feb 26, 2009 at 11:52 AM
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    lol :D good one
     
  11. Feb 26, 2009 at 11:55 AM
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    fuck fricky dingo
    drinky crow is 10000000x better
     
  12. Feb 26, 2009 at 11:58 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    i like drinky crow too. always liked tony millionaire.
     
  13. Feb 26, 2009 at 12:01 PM
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    yea theres somthing about a drunk sucidual bird that hangs out with a horny monkey that mankes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
     
  14. Feb 26, 2009 at 12:04 PM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    back in high school i use to have a TMBG shirt with tony millionaire art on it. it was drinky crow holding a birdhouse on a stick with the top of his head cut off showing his brain. it had uncle gabby on the side of the arm. at the time i didn't know who he was, i just thought he was a pot belly monkey
     
  15. Feb 26, 2009 at 12:06 PM
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    hahahahaha i want a shirt like that
     
  16. Feb 26, 2009 at 12:12 PM
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    i lost it in an apartment fire and looked for another one but i cant find it anymore
     
  17. Feb 26, 2009 at 12:40 PM
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    longbow I see you now..................

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  18. Feb 26, 2009 at 1:08 PM
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    brianr go shit in your hat

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