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then he went

 

batshit for lack

 

of a warm

 

tube of analeeze

 

that he had

 

to like beer

 

And hairy nuts

 

on his forehead

 

covered in sand

 

and yellow spoodge

 

with fromunda cheese

 

combined with raccoon

 

hair and discharge

 

that tasted of

 

something much like

 

Rosey O'Donald's rectum

 

or Keith Richards

 

doesn't usually have

 

pickled goat balls

 

that tickle your