30 and younger thread

I like driving through south-west Texas. Brackettville and del rio full of Mexicans but great hunting and scenery

 

This explains a lot

 

It's protein, makes you tough

I actually played outside and got dirty haha

People baby their kids too much nowadays

 

Oh believe me I know lol.. I had to go to the hospital when I was like 5 because I found a rock that I really liked. Well I didnt have any pockets so I did what any kid would do.. I stuck it up my nose lmao

 

You didn't live if you didn't sprain or break a bone or get a concussion as a kid! Haha

Was climbing a tree with a friend one day in the woods. A limb broke under me and when I fell the limb caught my leg between it and the tree trunk. If it wasn't for my friend being there I would have been stuck hanging upside down haha

 

Ive only actually broken a bone once. I broke my wrist in 3 spots when a teacher pushed me into a wall during a game of students vs teachers indoor soccer.

 

Haha nice. I've broken both of my wrists and have had 2 or 3 concussions.

 

This is hilarious on so many levels

 

That doesn't sound like fun haha

I've never gotten stitches, but there's been quite a few times that I should have gotten them...

 

nahhhhhhh

I had a palani (idk what you people call it) fish slice the shit out of my arm when I was diving....

superglued that motherfucker for a week and it turned out all G

 

Timmy's drunk

 

I was hit by a truck in Ecuador, riding my dirt bike down a cobble stone road. The dude was hammered driving through a mountain road. My choice was get hit at a slower rate of speed or go off the side of a mountain. I ended up breaking about 4 ribs, couple fingers and he bent the forks on my bike

 

I've been pretty lucky and haven't ever broken anything. I've taken some nasty falls off horses and dirtbikes and such, but have come out relatively unscathed. lol


On another note...I think I might show a sheep.

 

I broke all eight 3rd knuckles on my hands at the same time while riding my bike. I bunny hopped a set of ten stairs and ran into a handrail at the bottom. My fingers don't work so well anymore. Ones twisted kinda weird and another I can bend a way it's not naturally supposed to lol

I've had around 5 concussions from BMX and dirt bike crashes. I actually have short-term memory problems... I have to write a lot of stuff down and set reminders on my phone.

 

If I ever meet ben in person I'm going to give him the broest of bro-ey noogies he's ever gotten




















































til he bleeds

 

LOL

 

Good guy bulb. It melted and fixed itself and still worked.

 

I forgot bananas and cookies at the store. arg

 

Went to the new trader joes in Denver and it was a mad house!!!!!

Stocked up on wine though! Can't beat 12 bottles for $38. Backcountry booze has been stocked up.