30 and younger thread

Fuck it, ordered my new plastics and bolt kit. Thank you paypal Bill me later!

 

Go with the minolta ones??

 

Yes I did. I think it's going to look badass and definitely unique around here. With red bolts.

Bitches like that can go screw themselves. Don't sweat it. If they aren't mature enough to say anything then they aren't worth the trouble of even being friends.

 

Speaking of bitches... woke up to the sweet smell of my bitch's 2 stroke perfume still filling my apartment. My free jet ski has turned into about a $400 jet ski but by golly it's running again

I think I experienced racial profiling towards me for the first time last night with it too... I'm the only white guy in my building (it's all guys from India working for the company I'm at) and one came over to ask me if I was cleaning his place next. I looked at him confused and then realized the crew that's been cleaning up all the water from our flooded building is all white dudes and he thought I was one of them. He thought the ski running in the driveway with the hose going into it was pumping water out of my place too, guess he hadn't seen one before.

I know how mexicans feel now when someone assumes they're a gardener or something haha

 

Agreed. With a few colds beers on hand as well.

If you saw the pond/lake it went into, you would have left it too.

 

They can be had cheap... it's a matter of how much wrenching time you wanna put in. Old stand ups are fun as shit and you can get them all day in running condition for under 500 bucks

 

So is a FiST

 

Yeah if you want toys you gotta either have lots of time to fix them or lots of money to buy ones that don't need fixing. I've been busy every free evening I've had this summer wrenching on either my truck, bike, or ski.

And now I have 2 perspective boats to maybe add to the stable... my cousin and grandpa both have old ones that they've offered me if I can get them running. My parents are getting sick of me dumping crap on their property haha

 

I had one for about a year... rode it for about 5 minutes total. Blew it up, fixxed it, blew it up again just running in the driveway, then said F it and parted it out. Swore off skis for good then my neighbor gave me a 98 Seadoo XPL and I started my love hate (mostly hate) relationship with them all over again.

 

Grandparents have a 98 Seadoo and it's still running strong. Only real problem is that the gauges don't work.

 

Maybe you need to switch deodorants?
Or maybe she was just scamming you for a movie ticket. Or maybe she's just a typical girl who doesn't know what she wants (no offense, Lauren). Or maybe she thought you'd look different in real life. You should text her and ask
Women love it when a guy's all "Bitch, what the f*ck's your problem!?!"

 

1. My from gave me a hint once about this lol.

2. Take offense Lauren

3.

4. Id ask and if she doesn't respond at all or with something you want to hear then find a new, different, kind of girl.

 

^^^

We own a tanning salon. Employee called about 5 mins before we closed so I suspected a problem so I called back. She was like "oh...I was just calling in numbers for the day. (Sales and things). Told her we weren't officially closed yet and technically we could have more customers come in within the 5 minutes. This is the same girl that got in trouble recently because she shut the lights off while someone was still in tanning as a way to tell them to hurry up even though we were still open. Told her if someone comes in at 7:59 they can tan.

X2 but oh well, I've had a lot of similar ones.

 

The Facebook versions is a valid point, though. I mean, I've got a picture of my truck up here for my profile picture because I'm so heart stoppingly ugly that you'd all if you ever saw my face.

 

So much to do today and I'm just sitting here watching twitch...

 

I kind of hit it off with the dj at the wedding this weekend but didn't get his number so I'm trying to get my mom to ask the bride for his info

 

What? He was cute and we like the same music haha

If anything I'll just have a contact for when I go hang out in Breckinridge to go to bars with or something.

 

Just trying to help Lauren quench her thirst

 

Don't worry, I understood it haha