30 and younger thread

Fear in movies has not happened since I was in my early teens.

 

though, in their defense I used to go onto their facebooks and pull shit like

"hey everyone, this is kevin's friend cody. Just wanted to give everyone an update on his account, so that everyone knows-

after several hours in the OR, the doctors just confirmed that he'll make a full recovery.

They had to use a gallon of lube, but they finally got that dick out of his ass."

 

best birthday ever.

 

I dont wanna leave vacation fuck.. lol oh well should be back come december or january

 

Lmfao that is hilarious! I damn near spit up my food reading this!

 

I do love that about living alone. Pretty much have been chilling in my underwear all summer

 

I have a phone lock....gf knows the passcode not that I have anything to hide.


I held my friends iphone during a test she ended up failing and locked it for hours

 

Lol I forgot to mention I lock my friends phones up also.. I guess karma's a bitch

 

Another win for android. You can always just bypass the time lock and log in with your google account. At least you could the last time someone locked my phone up

 

#ahhhhyeah

 

also one of my friends from college is facing charges of child porn

http://abc30.com/news/riverdale-high-school-band-teacher-arrested-on-child-porn-charges/252877/

A camera showed up in a room where people were changing. Idk if he put up the camera or not. Doesnt say what room either. As far as we know the room could hold 100k in instruments and it's a security camera.

He has a wife, 3 (maybe 4) kids, graduated near the top of his class. I hope this isnt the case. Guess we will find out

An old band director I got convicted of child molestation of his students. I knew this one was going to do something stupid though. His wife put a dependapotamus to a whole new level. She was more of a dependa-blue-whale.

 

I really need to wash and vacuum my truck out but don't think I'm going to lol

 

1. go to papa murphys

2. Hide box before she gets there

3. Bake it

4. ?

5. Profit

 

Aww here I thought you were making a cute date outta it haha

 

Uh just buy a premade crust, add sauce, add cheese, add toppings then more cheese. Bake until golden/melted (I to use 350). Some spicy Italian sausage and pepperoni and jalapenos makes a great pizza

 

Want

http://youtu.be/ZdcWd594lRw

 

Where's Monte when you need em

 

Looks like a deal to me. See if the guy will help you install for that price!

 

Most likely

 

Was about to say yup ^^^ out losing more ball joints lol