3Pooches version 3.5

I'm going to print this post and tape it above the door in my garage

 

Shannon wanted to ask if you use 00 flour for your pizzas?

 

Funny you should ask, the booklet that came with the Ooni calls for 00 flour but we havent been able to find it anywhere. Honestly had never even heard of it.

 

Did some digging..

https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-is-double-zero-flour/

$34 Antimo Caputo Pizzeria Flour Blue, 11 Pound (5Kg) Bag - Italian 00 Flour - Soft Wheat for Pizza Dough - Makes that Perfectly Elastic, Chewy, Crispy Bubble Neapolitan Pizza

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B088QJKNX1

 

We talking shotguns or pizza?

 

They're not mutually exclusive

 

So swingers

 

Just ordered a bag, could be a game changer as it's the dough we've been struggling with.

 

Thanks to the engineers of TW. I have fire. All my wood is wet from the rain

 

Ryan started a trend it seems.

 

Nice. I may have to follow suit.

 

Ryan is the god of fire

 

@y=mx+b fucking genius

 

While reading that I had a mental image of Tom Hanks in Castaway when he first made fire.

 

We should give him the nickname Vulcan, Roman god of craft and fire

 

I'll 2nd thay

 

A little boy was sitting on the sidewalk with a jar of turpentine and praising all of its uses.

The local Priest came upon him, heard him bragging up the turpentine, and exclaimed; “Oh no my son, you should be exalting the benefits of our dear Holy Water! Why, if you were to rub some holy water on an expectant woman’s belly; she’d pass a fine healthy baby boy!”


The wee lad looked up at the Priest and said, “That’s nuthin’.”
“If I was to rub some of this here turpentine on a cat’s ass… he’d pass a motorsickle!!”

 

Was just thinking it'd been a while since Tim posted a good one...

 

Indeed. Well done Tiny, that one brought a smile to my face.

 

Sometimes I tell dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.