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@ImpulseRed008 snow seasonal accumulation has snuck past normal for the first time in 4 years.

 

I get the stages now.

 

Not many cars left now !!!

 

Well Jimmie is out. Now I can turn the channel.

 

And they've renamed gay into 4 or 5 catagories...

I was on a motorcycle site and I was talking about "petcock" for the fuel tank valve and the on site swear catching changed it to " pet chicken".

 

You do?

 

I started smoking when they were 85 cents a pack. When they went to 1.25 I said I would quit if they went to 1.50. I think they were about 2.50 when I finally did it. Now? I think you guys are crazy for paying that much. Id grow my own.

 

Ahhhem, as of 1/20/17, we can again call them threaded nipples, ballcocks, petcocks, etc...

 

2 big ones. One more to go.
I'm right again... Oh wait. It will be a medium one... Not enough cars.

 

Whew :}

Cypher

 

Please 'splain...

 

Are the stages for the youngsters with attention spans of a gnats fart? Can't let a plot thicken & need instant gratification???

 

Wwould be funny for NASCAR if the only had 5 cars left on the track . there would be a mass exodus of fans leaving the stands

 

Ya. They just explained it.
Makes sense and will make it more competitive.
Im still not happy its no longer the Winston Cup though.

And they also just had a wreck. So now JJ is out, and the guy that won stage 2 is damaged and might be able to stay in the race, but won't win. Course, nobody who has ever been involved in a wreck has ever won after being in a wreck.
So now the stage one winner is out, and the stage 2 winner has no chance.

 

Easy. Race for 60 laps. Restart with a big accident. Do it again at 120. Another restart. Another accident. Race to the end,,, another accident. Just what they want..

 

16 cars damaged in the big one #2 , yep not many cars left

 

I see what you did.