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I think it is time for you to do your own thing. I'm sorry but I would snap. The things wife and I try and do together is go get a bite at Luckenbach, Rhandom beer garden etc. But then again I have to keep my wife from digging into gut pile from deer shot to see if doe was pregnant. so now I don't gut them anymore. not worth the mess for the tenderloins.

 

Yeah then I hear we never do anything together. I just go and get grumpy and hope she'll tell me to stay home

 

Andy probably isn't up yet remember he's on the left coast

 

Brother ...at least you know it's not just you ... none of us want to go shopping with our wives.

What happens if the doe was pregnant?

 

She pulls it out to show me. It's the axis does. Whitetail have theirs out of season axis breed like rabbits and there's not a season on them. She's learned now most axis does are pregnant.

 

She understands game management I hope?

 

Pfft Hoveround this is my plan :}


Just needs a good roll bar and nerf bars on the side along with a push bumper :} Add a train horn and let's go shopping 'Dear" :} Oh course the electric motors will be juiced up and bigger batteries but hey we are going shopping right : ]

Cypher

Cypher

 

^^^ nice... All pimped out with the big 'hoops' as they say in the 'hood...

 

Body clearance ahem sorry ground clearance you know them mall curbs :}

I stole this from https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/funny-pictures.5333/page-8829#post-15254722 I think it fits here this morning .

And for the record no I despise shopping, I have a list get out of my way I can do grocery shopping in and out in 20 minutes flat rung up and bagged myself so everything in the bag goes the same place in the house. Anything else I order on line or call the place make sure they have it tell them to pull it and go pick up leave. Only if doing a project that is design on the fly .. IE in the middle of an aisle of lowes /home depot/ Ace do I take any time lol

Cypher

 

Morning all

Went to bed late, forgot to turn off the alarm cat. Getting coffee.

 

Too sleepy, going to try and sleep before the wife wakes.

 

The damn alarm cat went and woke her up.

 

Good morning everyone and Happy Sunday! Took my girlfriend out for her Birthday dinner last night. Not a fancy place, but very good food. Check out my 33 oz ham steak! Beastly!

 

Hate when that happens!

 

Holy pig meat, that's alot

 

Gonna make eggs and ham for breakfast and still have some leftover! Cool restaurant.

 

Does that come with a side of Couch or Easy Chair ? LOL

Cypher

 

Nope, took her to the casino afterwards. If she wanted to play an occupied machine, I just stood beside the player. Didn't take me long to clear a few chairs! LOL

 

Good morning. Afraid the picture challenge thread has run its course the challenge last couple of weeks was coffee. How damn hard is that? Well except you have to put the cup down to do it.

I did read last week where Cali legalized recreational marijuana. That explains a lot...

If that isn't a typical story from the 70's I don't know what is

 

She grabbed some coffee, sat down across from me, waited until I was snoring, and started talking. I said 2 words and she started blaming everything on me. Wtf? Happy Sunday, time to go work on the garage.