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Or pup was laying in the grass at the bus stop yesterday, and got bit by something right on the tip of the pizzle. Now the wife has to put medicine on it twice a day.

 

You better get used to it you wanna live in the desert. Everything stings, bites, or pricks.

 

I thought that was jiffy pop at first. Note to self make eye appoint

 

I want a sailboat

 

Pizzle...lol

I might have had the same thought

 

O.K. Im tired of driving trucks that are falling apart and the boss says he will fix it but then don't. Tired of it.
Also tired of short hood short wheelbase daycab beating the shit out of me on a daily basis thanks to magnificent Arizona highways.
So, I am thinking of buying another truck again. I dunno. I dunno what Ill do with it. I mean theres guys buying trucks and they are working, but I was talking to the boss and he claims he's busy enough to hire five more drivers, but can't find any. Well, the reason he can't find any is because he is getting a reputation. Don't pay for shit and don't fix the trucks. The only reason Im here is I don't get messed with. I do my job, and I get left alone.
I dunno. I gotta look into it more.
Im also thinking I need to get a new heeler dog.

 

It's not a recluse, the abdomen doesn't look correct.

 

I gotta agree @newb13 , dial back the crazy.

Dial back the JarHead.

seems legit

I hope the pest control people don't cost too much to keep them under control.

That'll be useful where you are.

 

There are no brown recluse in California

 

A recluse has a body shaped like a violin

 

Well apparently my Baby Shower Gift was a hit ... with most of the people who know me:} My oldest still buffering.... my first grand child:} The shirt by the way says " You're Kicking Me Smalls" most of you should get that reference lol :}



There was also a sheep skin bed no idea why she did not hold that up too ....:}

I am sure my ex will call me just as sure as I am that I will pick up and hang up . She never did understand my sense of humor :} Got mad when I gave a condolences card to the bride and a congratulations card to the groom at a friends wedding .. They thought it was funny so did I ..She not so much:}probably one of the many reasons we are divorced. LOL

Cypher

 

How does one miss the bacon ??? I understand the confusion on the spatter shield not a lot of people use them but...LOL

Cypher

 

Mine is next Wednesday @220. Couple years overdue...

 

I've got to make an appointment. I need new regular and safety glasses. Luckily the safeties are free.

 

That is true !!!

 

The eye exam ...thats a tought one
I'm the type that likes to think about decision-making . So many decisions. this one or this one... over and over

 

They don't? Home made bacon doesn't splatter near as much there isn't any water injected into it (which is what the popping and splattering is). But I still use one most of the time Shame on them.

 

Yummy ..... Peanut butter and sriracha on a toasted muffin !!

It won't cost any $$$ for pest control

https://youtu.be/rvYxjiHAtXs

 

What are you hauling at this job ?? Dry van , Reefer ,flatbed ??

 

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