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Good Morning Everyone and Happy TGIF !!!

Currently at 0950hrs it is 38° , clear skies and high temp expected to reach 52° today

In two days my brother comes to visit me for a week , can't wait !!!!

 

They do !!!

I just went thru (5) pages just to get to the current page on here just for Friday's postings

 

Kubota thought of that look close you will see there is actually 2 slots :} course I need to figure out how to put an ice maker and scotch dispenser on vs the beer :}

Cypher

 

Well they get nervous if I start talking to myself up here , they never know if the meds got delivered or not :}

Cypher

 

Fastest way to get ice out of the refrigerator ...3 and a half story drop cleans it right out ....they said no to rapid decomposing chemicals or gas and a flare Soo.. adapt and over come!!



They said get down so they could pick it up....

Cypher

 

Wtf

 

I think the thugs need hugs

 

Not answering that one.

 

The old fridge up here turned it self in to a freezer no matter what you set the control at it turned everything into ice or slush . So we ordered a new on from the Buss / Office well they sent one alright one that was half the size of that one which is a standard dorm size fridge. We the Permanent party folks ( 3 of Us) said umm to small so we bought a whirlpool a little bigger but no freezer as we do not need it. It has been sitting on the balcony a few days and I have been trying to get the maintenance folks to come get it . Well they called and said get it down stairs and we will pick it up. No they can't come up here they have inmate workers with them. Since I was not given instructions on how to get it down but was told I could not use anything that goes boom or burns to get the ice out of it Soo..

I killed two birds with one stone :} Hey it worked it is down and there is no more ice in it lol

Cypher

 

Hey, did you know that your boss was a west point grad?

 

This is so funny and the sound it makes on impact !!!

https://youtu.be/xsYLxNkeRGM

 

You got a mouse in yer pocket? I AM NOT old!!! I may be a little older, but I am not old!!!

for getting your braces off. Have fun with the scouts.

You have a mouse in your pocket, too?

And 531x3, 428xx, and another one

 

Whatever works

 

That’s a good one and true!

 

Cheddar Curds..mmmmm.

 

Yes, I do

 

Needs a weight sensor under the beer. When the beer gets low “Low Beer” light comes on!

 

Resourceful and effective, with the added benefit that the thugs now have solid evidence you’re crazy and won’t think of making a break through your sector.

Well played, very well played indeed.

... so much better than hugs.

EDIT: you may have just found a way to make your job even more boring.

speaking of well played ... HooAh!

Explains why you get along so well with the cat.