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@Tacoma Mike

where's the Moron report ?? , you told us to stand by 4hrs ago !!!

 

Done both a time or two.
Got the idea from “the spirit of St Louis “ movie.
Hot dogs on the intake.
The flavor was modified a touch.

 

@Tacoma Mike

Moron Report

 

Jesus dude.
I had shit to do.
Out it eat
Shopping
Putting stuff away.
I said I’ll give you one.
I need some time to organize and type it.
Chillllllll a little..

 

Evening. watching Metallica concert on AXIS. then UNC Bball at 21.0,,giving the sound system a workout

 

I love that one.

Scouts? We have a group out this weekend....clean up, tree planting, etc.

Defroster ravioli, beans, stew, soup are some of my best work. Summer I can just leave it in a side box on the truck....don't dare do cans on the dashboard in summer.

 

We’s makin pasghetti n bolognese sauce

 

I just read something about how tourist go to Bolonia (or wherever that is) and try to order "authentic spaghetti bolognese" and the restraunts get pissed (or at least snotty and roll their eyes) because it wasn't invented there, therefore it's not "authentic"....1st world problems.

 

Tough crowd tonight..
Dam these reports must be the hi light of your day..

So...
M= me
C= cust

Cust comes in and says the tail lights on his trailer doesn’t work.
Thinks it’s a wiring issue in the truck and should be covered under warranty.
Ok..
So I do my thing and yea trailer lamp fuse is burned in the truck.
So I replace that. Load the circuit and it’s fine.

Good to go.
So I thought.

ASM comes out and cust wanted to talk to me.
Oh fuck.
So I go out and I know I’m in trouble when I see this dude.
C what’s wrong with my truck?
M nothing, it had a blown fuse.
C so there is something wrong with the truck?
M no the fuse protected the truck from the trailer.
C but the fuse blew.
M yes
C so what’s wrong with the truck.
M nothing the trailer caused the issue.
C the trailer doesn’t have any fuses that I know of.
M You are correct.
C so why did the truck go bad.
M the truck didn’t go bad.
Your trailer has a problem and that’s what caused the fuse to blow.
C now can the trailer have a problem? The fuse blew in the truck.


M Again the fuse protected the truck from your trailer.
C so can you fix the truck so it won’t blow that fuse?
M yeup don’t hook up the trailer.
C but it has a socket thing to hook it up.

M ok the wiring in your trailer has a problem and because of that it hurt your truck.
You drink coffee don’t you?
C yes.
M ok follow along.
You have a real hot cup of coffee.
The coffee is your trailer.
The truck is your mouth.
You take a big gulp of coffee.
What happens?
C I burn my mouth.
M there you go. Your trailer burned your truck.
You dont drink that hot coffee the truck is safe.
C ooooooo so the trailer hurt the truck.
M that’s what I said earlier.
There is nothing wrong with the truck.
C so I can’t use the trailer now
M correct ,like I said earlier
C so what do I do now?
M have your trailer fixed.
C where?
M I don’t know, call the RV place down the road or stop in on the way home.
Talk to them... ( tee hee)

OMFG .......

 

Nope I sent the person to a place that could help his trailer problem.
Anything else is a bonus..

 

Spaghetti noodles are filler for the sauce so thick you can’t get it out of your spoon.

 

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Did you at least look into the camera after that back and forth like they used to on "the office" or "parks and recreation"??

 

.....so women can cook?

But what's in it?

Spaghetti -O sauce thins when you put the can on your dashboard.

 

Naaaaaaaa.