50+ thread

couple a cars and you got a junk yard-dummy-clean that shit up

 

going to bed. icey hot on your balls andy because these guys are beating you up.

 

Well part ways thru the half century mark headed uphill still. Seem to have forgotten my keys, or that social distancing thing has me locked out of my usual haunt.
(it might be dementia, but i'm not admitting to it...Wait...shit..)

I'll see if I can answer the Doorman's enquiries.

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully! Meh on hot dogs, prefer a Bratwurst, or smoked sausage, where you can still tell what parts the sausage was made from. Condiments? Those be sauerkraut, sautéed onions are another favourite addition. If there's a horseradish spicy mustard, that would be a go as well.
   
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?! WTF kind of poison are these? - a slice of homemade Banana Loaf will do nicely.
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn? I don't remove them, let them be creative and enjoy life.
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu! Dog if I had to choose. Enjoy the company of all sorts of creatures, often over humanoids.
5. Goat Porn? Alpine or Boer? Prefer just to give them their privacy and get on with it. I can keep up remotely with their progress by the sounds of the bleating.
6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices! Tea - more options to suit the mood.
7. Bacon Yes, in limited dosages, special occasions. Contrary to popular opinion; taking on a few more miles, without a major oil change or pump overhaul is okay with me. I'm already past my Best Before Date, so have to manage fuel intake carefully.
8. Toilet paper rolls, over or under? Happy there is some, everything else is a minor detail.
9. Daylight Savings good or bad? just stahp already with this screwing around with adjusting clocks nonsense. You want more daylight - stay up longer or get up earlier.
10. How do you like your steak cooked? Dead first, then Medium rare over a flame.
11. °C, °K or °F ? Fluent in all three, recognize the difference between hot and cold.

 

Welcome aboard !!!!

 

Welcome
I like your answer to #1.

 

Outstanding answer to #5. Almost as good as mine.

 

Welcome.

 

I was going to say " Pay is crap, and their hooves are sharp." but that might be TMI

 

I said something about it being tasteful, them being willing participants and not trafficked across state lines or some such.

 

Its called Zeroscape, look it up...duh

I will give your wiener dog ass $5 to do it.

Welcome. We were just wondering if you had any goat porn.








Asking for a friend.

 

I'm trying not to call attention to those days. Didn't know what I was getting myself into and kinda embarrassing, but I got the help I needed.
If you really must
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7307302/technical

 

What are you doing now old man

 

Welcome my Canadian Brother.

 

Trying to find goat related material for Kevin ...er..a friend

 

Shit he probably has them all. I haven't heard from that dude in a while hope he is ok

 

Yeah, he popped in and said hi, he has been busy, his Mom finally moved into the barn-villa

 

Shew more power to him he is being a good Son. I couldn't do it I would have to move out. When is your snorkel arrival date?

 

Last night I heard a report that one of the early signs of Cov-19 was loss of smell and taste.
So earlier this evening I got a little concerned because I was eating some tortilla chips and I literally couldn't taste anything.
It turns out that my wife bought some un-salted gluten free chips from Trader Joes. I should have known, one time she brought home some disgusting soy tamales.

 

Lol; sure she didn't hear the same report?