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My problem was a "knight in shinning armor" complex when I get drinking... At 6'4" and running 260 at the time it took a lot to get me drunk, but when the guy next to me at the bar would call his girlfriend a bitch or something, I just took it upon myself to stand up for her Honor and clean the floor with the unsuspecting smuck's ass.. Was "Hurled" like Ron White out of ABC country more times I can count..

https://youtu.be/neUaSTSKFZc


My wife at the time was pregnant, decided I didn't want to go to jail and miss the birth of my Son so I kicked it over night... Just never picked up the bottle again..

RJ

 

Turn the camper into a meth dispensary

 

When younger back in the day I was kicked out of a few myself. Never tell the bouncer (Ive Been Kicked Out Of Better Places Than This Shit Hole). only added to the situation

 

no

 

I was just sent this from a friend and thought it was pretty good so I thought I’d share it with you guys:


Ontario has banned groups larger than 5. If you’re a family of 6,
you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!

The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society
where pants and bras are required!

Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier. If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!.

Today’s Weather? Room temperature

Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly. Now weeds legal and schools closed ... damn kids are livin’ the dream!

If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock,” don’t open it. It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.

After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by
on the sidewalk outside. I immediately ran to the window and
started yelling to them. Now I understand dogs.

Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:
We’re losing money by the minute. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
Nobody knows what time it is.

 

I have to save this.

 

So how many did they use ???

Lol

 

Don't make decisions for her, it wouldn't be the first in Montana.



Really wish I had gotten a picture of it.

 

Yellow label?

 

That's a pretty good one.

 

Hiya Dan

Ok

 

Hi Rob

 

Evening folks, long day, 1 adult beverage, I might even stay awake long enough to finish it. Be safe out there kids.

 

Bahahahahaha

 

Evening Everyone

Watching the Nascar race from Darlington

 

TWO, unless Butch was there, he was the bouncer that completely filled the door frame on the entry door! He was the guy that would grab one guy in one hand and one guy in the other and and toss you like a softball into the parking lot... Ah, those were the days when I learned to tuck and roll!

RJ

 

You should check out some of the comments on FB about the wearing of masks OMG is it really that hard to try and protect others? Are we really that self absorbed that we only think of ourselves. And to h3!! with those with compromised immune systems or are older!?!?! Ok, I'm done....