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A**holes who can't park

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Forster46, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. Jan 4, 2012 at 7:38 PM
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    Forster46

    Forster46 [OP] Very nice how much?

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    In response to the recently closed thread, I just started this to share a funny note I have left on a couples cars who can't seem to park like a normal human being.

    minus the racism of the last thread.



    Dear Mother******,
    You park like an ***hole. You only need one damn parking spot for your POS car. I hope your children get hooked on drugs.

    - Your friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

    P.S. Check under your car, dick.





    I only put this note on a couple cars, because I saw who was driving them before hand, and could obviously tell they didn't give two shits how they were parking, and would take up two spots sideways when they knew there were barely any spots available for other people. (I didn't actually put anything under his car.)

    :cool:
     
  2. Jan 4, 2012 at 7:40 PM
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    I've seen this one before " if you park like you screw, you must never get it in". Simple and to the point!
     
  3. Jan 4, 2012 at 7:42 PM
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    Murph ski-doo ride the best screw the rest!

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    My wife is from NY... people there will slash your tires over a parking spot.. esp during Christmas shopping season!
     
  4. Jan 4, 2012 at 8:03 PM
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    Forster46

    Forster46 [OP] Very nice how much?

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    Oh wow! Thats horrible.





    then again, you ride ski doo....... o_O
     
  5. Jan 4, 2012 at 8:08 PM
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    steve o 77

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  7. Jan 4, 2012 at 8:20 PM
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    tacobo670

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    i second this.
    if i see someone has parked like a dumbass, i make it a point to park even stoopiderer than thems. i.e. like on those curb thingys that have trees in the parking lots. n sometimes, when im feeling special, i'll take 4 spots
     
  8. Jan 4, 2012 at 8:21 PM
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  9. Jan 4, 2012 at 8:22 PM
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    "If you screw like you PARK, you must never get it in" makes sense.

    Your way means you now how they screw, and infer how they park.
     
  10. Jan 4, 2012 at 8:23 PM
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    Dude, just yesterday i waxed my truck n thought id reward myself by going to starbucks. When i got off my truck the three spots to my left were all open. I come out and a huge Ford Excursion Rancher is almost mirror to mirror make out scene close to me so now I cant put my baby in the damn car and I had to wait for the idiot n her three damn kids to get in and drive away so i could leave. I was looking hard to make sure they didnt scratch that sh*t! I wanted to throw my drink at her car! Y not one spot over? AHHHHHHH
     
  11. Jan 4, 2012 at 9:00 PM
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    was she fat? shoulda threw some candy under ur truck then wen the kids went to get them, put it in reverse! im just saying. sometimes its just that easy
     
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    speaking of bad parking

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    Well, heres the pic of it again(excluding racial rant lol).
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    I shouldve took all the several cars that was parked similar to this. This was just the worst one. I also hate the ones who stop in the middle of the road and talk like its been ages since you last seen that person.
     
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  16. Jan 4, 2012 at 9:19 PM
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    I take up some spots sideways sometimes, but only when I know there are 1000000 other open spots nearby for people. It pisses me off when i spend 20 mins looking for a spot and see cars dead center taking two spots, or parking sideways. Plus I just thought the note thing would be funny.

    I have also just parked right behind them so they couldnt get out. Then when I came out they were waiting all pissed off. I just said "hey, next time don't take up more than one spot and we won't have this issue" and got in and left before he could say anything.
     
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    hey i get my tires close or on those curbs so i can get my door farther from other cars. whats it madder i’m not taking up 2 spots. only time i take up 2 or more spots is when i’m towing the 4wheelrs/rhino. we have a 12f by 7 foot trailer and only way to park is to take up like 4 spots. got to park side ways.
     
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    HA,

    I had this clown flipping me shit about my parking in a strip mall. His jacked quad cab 2500 HD with the 38's on it had to "squeeze in". I had one back tire touching the inside of the line on the passenger side.

    I told him to park in the other part of the lot where the spots are bigger.

    But it was MY fault his huge ass mall crawler could not fit in the spot.
     
  19. Jan 4, 2012 at 9:43 PM
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    You, sir, are asking to get your windows smashed, doors keyed, and tires flattened.

    And the whole "I hope your children get hooked on drugs thing"? That's just fucking sick. You disgust me.
     
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    About 3 weeks- month ago, I went to the local walmart for the usual BS.

    As some of you know, my truck is dead right now so I was rollin' in the Hyundai ( I know, I know, at least it has 4 wheels & a seat.:D)

    Anyway I come back out to leave only to find a spankin' new Ford Raptor (white) parked next to me & this fist fuck left me a total of about 10" to squeeze in, obliviously I had to go thru the pass. side, to some it may not be a big deal, but this DB's lack of consideration really pissed me off (ok, my trucks down & i was pissed already...:Dj/k)

    So being the adult I am, I got to the drivers seat, rolled down my window & launched THEEE biggest snot balled loogie i could muster up without choking on it at the pass. side door, I paused for a second while this glorious,globlier-goo oozed about a foot & a half down the pristine, white pearl paint, satisfied with this childish stunt i started up & left...

    Was it the right thing to do ?? probably not.. Childish ?? Absolutely !!!

    Would I do it again if somehow warranted ??
    In a heart beat....:cool:
     
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