A holiday message from Ricky Gervais

It is Tuesday

 

I might have been a little preemptive...

 

I see someone wants to start early..

I meant next Tuesday, its a new Religion man, still in construction of our new diety. Give me a week.

 

I see a copy right infringement happening here. You might want to do 6 days or maybe a fortnight to avoid potential legal action.

 

It'll require 9 and 3/4th's of a day to create the world according to my will.

 

I put forth that we still have a 5 day work week.

 

Are you partial to 5 and 3? who wouldn't want 1 extra weekend day

 

You said 9 and 3/4ths. I expect 5 and 4-3/4ths.

 

Yea but imagine the logistics of continuing 3/4 long days. It's okay to create the world in a 3/4 long day. But continueing them.... whoa man, stupid people on mass would be so lost. Up would be down, Retards would be putting helmets on geniuses, and your average joe would get control of the ban hammers..

 

NO! not six. Seven!

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.....

 

I'm just saying the Christians and the Jews already have the 7 days thing. I think if we had a 4 3/4 weekend we could have a larger following.

 

How about 4 / 168 hour days a month ?

 

I think you missed the "There's Something About Mary" reference.

It's okay.

I could get on board with 4 3/4.

 

Dude, the millenium has changed since I last saw that movie.

 

4
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Abs

 

Wat is wrong wit mary?