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A male fairy tale.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Zombie Runner, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:33 AM
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    Zombie Runner

    Zombie Runner [OP] Are these black helicopters for me?

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    Got this in an email and thought it was funny.


    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
    The end.






    Edit: I am happily married and I love my wife :D
     
  2. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:34 AM
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    t4daddy

    t4daddy Well-Known Member

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    This is perfect, received this just the other day, and it's spot on...
     
  3. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:44 AM
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    paintdiddy

    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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  4. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:48 AM
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    river rat 69

    river rat 69 Well-Known Member

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  5. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM
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    Zombie Runner

    Zombie Runner [OP] Are these black helicopters for me?

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    its just as funny every time I read it.
     
  6. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:55 AM
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    river rat 69

    river rat 69 Well-Known Member

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    Had to print it out just going to put it on the bar for the other half to find....
     
  7. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:31 AM
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    Zombie Runner

    Zombie Runner [OP] Are these black helicopters for me?

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    lol
     
  8. Aug 9, 2011 at 12:38 PM
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    OZ-T

    OZ-T Quite an experience to live in fear , isn't it ?

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    Awesome
     
  9. Aug 9, 2011 at 12:40 PM
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    NC15TRD

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    Haha I got a slightly dirtier version via text the other day!
     
  10. Aug 9, 2011 at 12:52 PM
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    DeeKay21 Lieutenant Dan.

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    LOL....great story!!!!:p:D
     
  11. Aug 9, 2011 at 1:01 PM
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    blackhawke88

    blackhawke88 wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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    VirginiaBound Whyareyoureadingthis?

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    That's the best thing I've read all day. :D
     
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    Funny shit!
     
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  18. Aug 10, 2011 at 7:31 AM
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    stuff.
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    You just described my life !!
     
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