A Senior Moment.....

Amazing what these dang birthdays take away from us!! And the memory ain't all you are going to lose, or have already lost. Be prepared.

 

Eventually hair grows everywhere except for the top of your head.

 

I once reported my truck was stolen, I found it 2 days later at a nightclub just 2 blocks away from the police station.

 

Naw, Crosis, I wasn't talking about your hair.

 

As long as I can find the keys I’m good. The day I don’t, well we’ve got bigger problems.

 

I borrowed a generator from a guy, but I can’t remember who

 

Bout 20 years ago?

 

That happens all the time. I eventually drove the complainants around before I took the report. Found the “stolen” car every time.