Alabama thread!

you are like the most negative person I know, you're like a 3 year old that you try and make try new food, and they're like "i don't like it" and you say "you don't know if you don't like it because you have never tried it" but you cant explain to them that they need to try it to see if they do or don't like it because green eggs and ham, also I think in a round about way I just discovered that scotty is a toddler

 

I am never going to go up to a girl and initiate conversation with them by telling them I find them sexually attractive. I want a girlfriend/future wife, not a whore that would be ok with being told "I want sex with you" right off the bat.

That's like saying "you've never eaten dog shit how do you know you don't like it?" Go try that EJ.

 

you don't know me bro so stop pretending that you do

 

did you enjoy it?

 

don't try and be my friend now



and enjoy is a relative term

 

I'm weirded out you correlate "enjoy" with your "relatives"

 

that sounds like a personal problem to me

 

dude for real tho, just get super nervous and shaky and then go up and talk to a girl you find attractive and ask her out; I see motivational pictures all the time that say "if you don't wont me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" so that should be a good litmus test

 

well, aside from the fear issue...the only place I ever see girls I could even ask out is the gym, 99% of the time they have headphones in or are with their boyfriend. the other 1% are not my type lol.

 

This thread is like a bipolar schizo chic. You literally never know WTF youre going to see and read.

 

now that's my type.

 

He might like wieners, which is totally cool with me btw.​

 

if only there was a way that you could travel to different places in an acceptable time frame to an extent that didn't burden your schedule...

 

it'd be easier if I did, but alas I do not. unless you mean hot dogs, I like hot dogs. pee pee's...no thanks.

 

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legit. such a hindrance.

 

but you are still a hard pass on that Hannah chick that was asking about you at knockerball I guess

 

a hard pass? I still don't even know who you were talking about, nor did she ever add me on facebook lol.

 

creepers gonna creep