Alabama thread!

Don't be a pussy! Go to a hardware store, strap that wood on top of your BEEmer, and haul that shit home already!

 

lmao I don't have a saw fool. Where am I gonna keep a table saw in an apartment?!?

 

ill make you one. i have some leftover molding and stain, clearcoat

 

just get one of miracle blade knife things that the infomercial has the guy build a whole room with only using the knife to make cuts and you should be golden, plus you can keep it in a draw so space is no issue

 

LMAO that's the problem you have with that statement???? $20 hand saw that shit on your balcony or patio! I know you have one of those, they are standard in all apartments!

 

I picked the most rational obstacle from which to pick at. I ain't trying to work that hard for it! This lazy bastard needs power tools. And don't you lie and say you would do it without!

 

@Sandytaco14 @BarberRider for real though, y'all wanna hook a brotha up and we'll make a beer drinking day out of it?

 

Beer + power tools = profit?

 

you know that lowes will cut boards for you right? like just get a 2x8 cut in half and then get another cut in fourths and screw em together

 

You stop right there with your logic!

 

I mean they do charge $.25 after the first 2 cuts so it will be an extra $.50

 

I legit did not know that Lowes would do that.

However, I feel like Liz would not be thrilled about having a blocked up set of 2x8s, not stained or painted, or corners rounded off and stuff just perched up in the living room...

 

I mean I dunno liz, but that's literally all I ever do (well I stain stuff) and people kinda go nuts for it, "farm house" or something like that

 

She pulled a knife on me when I told her I was wearing a jean jacket to her friend's birthday party.

 

She should have kicked your ass anyway just for even owning a jean jacket!

 

I missed out on the whole, Canadian tuxedo, park your firebird out front of the school and jam some Warrant or Crue. Just trying to get a sense, ya know?


Hey. Maybe you can fill me in on what that was like.

 

did you hand her a jar of mayo and some bread?

 

In the heat of the moment, I was still observant enough to notice the knife was not the spreading type, more the slicing type. At which point, I thought better of moving at all.

 

For sure!
I could maybe do the weekend of the 21st.

 

FTFY





and it was amazing!