Alabama thread!

I'm ready for it.

 

love fall

 

I do too, it’s finally starting to peak its head in here

 

Stealing this post for today

 

I think I’m gonna start getting up this early more often, I’ve had time to take the trash out and clean the kitchen up this morning. That just about never happens in the morning

 

you are quoting me reversely. Never said female could pass for male. Also, never said I hate ass lol. You're all overreacting, but I do believe that shows signs of insecurity because you've all probably checked out a dude's ass before lol

 

newp

 

All I know is the chic in the squat picture has it going on. Damn!

 

absolutely. see above "I love a butt that was worked for"

 

You’re all forgetting another wonderful butt here

 

Id still rather have the "Squat" one.

 

Only in the Bama thread, full of whatever the hell you wanna call some of these jokers, do you have to specify the type ass you are a fan of....

Also, PHUCK this morning! Taking my trash to the road this morning, only to have one of the wheels of my garbage can fall off...it fell off.....it fell the FUCK off!!!!!(comedian reference, ill be glad if someone gets that without googling) Causing my garbage can to WHIP forward, opening the lid, and spewing garbage down the last part of my driveway into the road. My military style cussing rant had to have woken up my nearby neighbors and at that particular morning, I couldn't have given less of a shit!


Oh yea, morning assholes!

 

Morning, is it one you can fix?

 

What, the garbage can? I grabbed the wheel, slid it back in its wanna be axle and absolutely kicked the shit out of it to "stay on". Rolled pretty smoothly the last 8 feet I needed to get it on the road.

 

That ought to do it until next Tuesday when you wake up your neighbors with your military style cursing again

 

man I hate when garbage cans break. when I lived with dad the one we had got broken by the garbage truck. So we called them up to get a new one, and what do they bring? one that's about 2 foot shorter. Useless. You basically have to squat to roll it and it doesn't hold much at all....now I have a nice large one again here in Huntsville that I hope doesn't break lol

 

Garbage cans are trash

 

See @stronghammer unquestionably.

Also, some men have bitch tits, so the sane argument could be made sir.

 

False, men with bitch tits are overweight (never seen one not), therefore unattractive because of tummy troubles lol.

I swear to you, I could (not going to) find photos of male asses that you would not be able to tell it's male. GUARANTEED. I never said female asses are awful, seems to be the implication you all took, or that female asses could look like male asses.

I said I love a female ass that was worked for (squats), but I prefer the tummy or breasts because everyone has asses and it's just not the BEST part. That's my opinion, disagree all you want but dear gosh let this topic die and quit being a bunch of babies because you are attracted to male asses too.

 

Some men are fit and just have gynecomastia, I’ve seen some of them