Alabama thread!

Not really quite sure how I mixed that up, maybe I should go to the eye doctor

 

"if the glove doesn't fit, use an oven mit"?

 

And remember, keep your pants on tight and your head on straight and you might just make it through life

 

no one is making it through life alive

 

You did, you are Jesus aren’t you?

 

eat right, exercise, die anyway

 

tense man, tense

 

Relax, I’m joking

 

well I mean I said "is making" and you are talkin about things that happened over 2000 years ago

 

What?

 

so like a little over 2000 years ago there was this chick named mary, and God came to her and said "hey, I know you're not married and all but I need you to birth my son, and he is gonna save a bunch of people" and then like 33 years later a bunch of the people he was trying to save were like "kill him!" and so he died, but then 3 days later he was like "we cool, ima hang for like 40 more days and try and teach yall some stuff, but then I gotta go see my dad"

 

Join us again next time as we fitz it in ze oven! Happy Fitzing Everybody!

 

I just meant the “well I mean is” phrase, I know the story. I went to Briarwood lol

 

should I do zah whole sing viv a germahn awksent?

 

Lol that would be funny

 

I went back and edited, should have said "well I mean I said..."

 

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I think I mades another friendss

 

yah, yah it wooood

 

He's just slowly welcoming you to the cool club.