Alabama thread!

you need to swing as many "me too's" as possible; not lie about it, but if you have a little bit of interest in something she says she likes or is into you should try and capitalize on things that she likes. its a conditioning thing and if you work it right it will set the hook a bit better. also if you are trying to date people that you don't have a lot of "me too's" anyway, it most likely wouldn't work out regardless

 

there's like 30 guys in the local area with that name, because they always get the girl I was talking to lol.

legit though, I was discussing this with one of my best friends one night and she was like "so how many girls have met their guy right after talking to you?"

It's like the last 15 I've spoken to. 3 have gotten married to the next guy they spoke to, the rest are still dating. its ridonculous

 

dude you got this so easily. tell me what kind of girl you want. church girl? bar rat? in between? the world is yours dude. you got a job and a sexy beard. its like fishing with dynamite

 

wait... you're not tony the tiger... ive seen this movie, give me a sec ill figure it out

 

lol I know what to do/how to do it/etc etc. it's literally my luck or something. I have no idea. Said best friend that I just mentioned has literally gone through the whole process with me and seen the girls flake and even she is like wtf

I'm not even picky at this point lol. Like, don't get me wrong, I'm happy single. It just legit pisses me off when something does come along (you know how people say when you aren't looking for it it comes along) and then some stupid shit happens.

 

good luck chuck. without the sex.

 

I can actually relate to this a bit. I was considered "Good Luck Chuck" to my friends for about 5 years. Every girl I was with, the VERY NEXT guy they dated they ended up getting engaged and married. Hang in there is all I can tell you brother!

 

Her Ducati Monster and my Triumph Street Triple. That's all. Well, I do have some unopened boxes of hot wheels too!

 

it's annoying as shit lol

 

Well I know an axe company you might like

 

Agreed, but I can at least say I had a pretty good time during it all. It didn't start to really get to me until my friends started getting married.

 

my Kobalt does just fine lol

 

have you considered the possibility that youre gay? theres nothing wrong with that

 

Allen answer my phone calls you ass

 

but like, I'm not even getting to the first date so sex is off the table. it's like good luck chuck but more like shit luck scotty

 

Not if you were actually gonna use it lol

 

lolol. nah, she's married to my buddy Michael and I've just been best friends with them for a long time. she's basically my only close female friend.

 

like the 6 trees I've chopped down in my backyard? doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg to be good.

 

Sounds pretty gay