Alabama thread!

Sup Bret

 

Hanging out at the ghoulish gala at the Auburn library. They got a free tattoo booth. I think I’ll get one on my forehead.
You’re under an hour for the day!​

 

Down to 43 minutes

 

Well that’s no fun, kids tattoos only.

 

Start hollering "Ageism, ageism" or that you identify as an 8yr old.

 

There’s a cop over there with his kid, it might not go well.

 

Only one way to find out

 

Think I’m gonna err on the side of caution.

 

The head of our department sent an email this morning complaining about one of us at a location dressing like an 8 year old. Some days I get out of the truck and look down to make sure I put pants on. They shouldn’t be complaining.

 

I came to work one day and thought my hip was out of joint................had different shoes on

 

I wouldn’t do well in jail.

 

Me either

 

If you notice, that’s a look of excitement on my face.

 

Ding ding ding that’s the correct answer

 

What’s gonna happen if that doesn’t wash off ?

 

Not cool Stevie! That’s my face.

 

Fixed it for you

 

Goodnight Phil!
Goodnight Hayden