All Things Bikes and Tacos! (...and every vehicle imaginable)

the resemblance is uncanny

 

If only the rhino was wearing some ridiculous sunglasses

 

X-Rhino's

 

Mine are supposed to get delivered today, but they aren't marked as "out for delivery" on the tracking. I blame Bezos.

Then again, my dropper is supposed to come today too, and FedEx seems to be taking their time.

 

you got the pink ones right? I cannot wait for the absolute ridiculousness that will ensue with those..

 

I KNOW! Hence why I'm siting in my office chair that overlooks our receiving dock, losin my friggin mind.

 

My very un-scientific method of hydration:
- I drink water every day, all day, as needed. My 32oz water bottle never leaves my side.
- I drink one (1) small or medium gatorade before every ride.
- I pack 1 liter of water for every 2 hours I expect to ride.

Exhibit A:

 

cool story bro

but about that little bike...

 

It arrived by chocolate egg:
https://www.thekitchn.com/kinder-eggs-coming-to-us-walmart-black-friday-252742

 

do they all come with the little bike?

 

No, they all do come with a random little toy inside though. Actually the reason they were illegal in the first place

 

Sadly, no.

You now have a new mission, though: Try not to OD on chocolate.

And drink water, or something...

 

somebody in here has to love 3D printing and can do a run of little bikes for us...

I don't even like chocolate candy..

 

Neither do I but I'll make an exception for Kinder

 

I could use some bike paraphernalia for my desk at work...assuming I ever have to go back into the office.

 

I was thinking I needed some fun bike stuff to spice up my cube..

 

I just bring my bike into my office

But then I just wanna go ride instead of work, so YMMV

 

I don’t think I would get yelled at but I would definitely get some dirty looks and a “does a bike really belong next your desk?” From my boss

 

Mine are all cool with it, but it annoyed our HR manager to no end. Apparently she was bitching about it to our plant manager (who's also a biker) once, and he reminded her "You know his bike is worth more than your car right?" She hasn't brought it up since.

It stays in my office nice and tidy, so I'm not sure what about it bothered her in the first place, other than the fact I have a life and I walk it past her office door in the afternoon.

 

Hahaha got em, that wouldn’t work for my boss though. I could probably convince her to let me keep it in the storage closet though assuming I didn’t track dirt through the office to get there haha. Supposedly our building has a key-carded access bike room but no one knows anything about it