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drinking makes me sweat so my clothes coming off throughout the night is a usual thing for me. i drove naked to pick up this girl i was seeing for awhile, but i was sober haha

 

i think i have actually sworn off the vodka for a while myself..........its what made me fall off the damned porch on thanksgiving night and get hurt........plus im still in the doghouse for being an asshole toward my wife that night. needless to day, that aint gonna happen again!!

 

Yeah, I think my worst one is at a bar playing pool with my friends and went to the bathroom and came out of the women's bathroom in just my boxers. Yes a public bar.

 

yea, if i were in a situation where i could easily get in trouble by drinking, i wouldnt be having anything that has any affect on my personality, the only thing that beer does is drop my IQ by an extra 70 points

 

hahahahahaha, that's a story for the grandkids

 

For some reason, I can drink as much of whatever I want and keep my cool at weddings, but I don't like to take my chances elsewhere.
talking about anything other than beer.

 

i have yet to drink at a wedding but i cant wait for the chance lol.. for that reason, i hope my buddy marries my ex gf soon so i can get down with all of her drunken friends lol

 

Weddings are the best. At my best friends reception we all got toasted and I ended up in my pants and white undershirt. The bridesmaids ended ripping my shirt off out on the dance floor. For some reason I have alot of stories where it involves my clothes coming off one way or another.

 

lol, how old are you?

 

i'm gunna go drive around for a bit and take some pics of my hitch lights lol, bbl

 

I'm 24. Don't drink much anymore to get drunk like most of my stories would lead you to believe, but I have plenty of them.

 

I'm the same....don't drink much anymore.....but, oh boy, do I have some stories from when I used to drink alot!

 

Like when I thought my 150lb self could take on 2 state boys, 2 locals and my dad.

 

Exactly, some proud moments and some that will never be spoken of again.

 

hehehe......that woulda been a good one to see!!!


you should have seen the time i tried to "superman" my ford f150 i used to have. came outta the bar,hammered of course, lit up a cigarette, the proceded to run at my truck full speed and jump on the hood...............and you probably guessed it.................my face is all that landed on the hood!! i was hurtin like a sumbitch next morning, chipped a piece of bone outta my chin even!!!

 

nice, the worst battle wound I got was when I thought that I could scale a building due to a locked door and made it to the second floor when the alcohol really kicked in and I thought I would jump from where I was onto a tree to get around to a different window. Well needless to say I jumped and miscalculated the thickness of the branch and went through it. Ended up getting stitches by my ribs and on crutches for 2 weeks.

 

My nose has been broken 3 times, twice I was crushing fists with my face, the last I'm not sure about, and all while under the influence.

 

haha i'm a mighty 150lbs myself, and last time i wrestled my dad when i was younger, he held me down with a baton and handcuffed me to a bannister...hes a cop lol

 

damn you guys are nuts, i've never gotten hurt haha, not drunk-hurt anyway

 

i used to do the dukes of hazzard move all the time, sliding across the hood and swinging into the window, once i left my leg out too far while swinging, hit the door and ended up on the ground in a parking lot, it was hilarious