Alternative name for Tacomas most rugged off road:

Dude Gold?

 

It’s kinda like gold, but not really .... he’s fake dude gold though ...

 

Drive a Tacosby while eating puddin’ Pops ... cause when they catch you, they puddin’ your ass in jail!

 

Ode to a dead thread.
We made eye contact from across the smoky room. I felt a familiar flutter in my stomach as you crossed the crowded dance floor. I hoped the spinach was gone from my teeth as you whispered in my ear. After taking your hand, I knew the night would be special. Now, 5 years and 7 kids later, you still bring a smile to my face as I watch you prepare Hamburger Helper and potted meat for our nourishment. Thank you, and I love you.

 

Nothing like watching the mother of your children cooking hamburger helper!!! Gets me going every time, especially when she pours in the noodles after woman handling the fresh meat! .... sometimes I get jealous ...

 

Work typo. The kind where you fire and forget, because you’re busy, and then come back to find this bullshit. I meant golf but like... it doesn’t even matter anymore. Fml.

 

This just happened ...

Wife: what time does Publix close tonight?

Me: not sure babe. Haven’t been to the grocery store in years.

Wife: Fucker.

 

Not directing this at anyone, just here to shitpost

 

Raptor owner.

Not the douche bag part, but the watch, hat, and look on the face.

 

Mall Crusher

 

Toyota Tracker

 

Raptor owner convention group photo

 

What raptor owners do when they can’t afford the payments anymore ...

 

Our gang.....

 

Your new nickname is “spanky”.

 

I don't get it.











Hahaha!




I get it.

 

Delivery for Tony Stank?

 

At least it ain't on blocks.

I'd go with Tacoma Scaffolding Edition.

 

except the Tacoma offroad isn't the same as a raptor. so why you trying to re name the off road when its not even close to being in the same league as a raptor lmaoo

 

My Taco is sometimes referred to as the Mike Honcho Edition..... because sometimes it pulls it's butt apart.....