Am I really that fat?

Is there an easy way to weigh it without sharting?

 

Had no idea sliders could be so heavy, always figured they were almost negligible since it's just tube steel. Shows what I know...

 

Only if you fill them with hydrogen.

If you get aero shaped ones, they weigh less the faster you go. I've heard that at 88mph, your MPGs go up by 10.

 

Depends on what brand. Easy Slider's Bar and Grill, those will sit in your gut like a bag of cement. In contrast, White Castle sliders will shoot through you so fast you'd think you were wearing a jet pack.

 

But . . . they have nine lives, right?

 

Jet pack sharts are something that I might wanna try.

 

White Castle gets you a net weight savings since it is basically Liquid Plumber for your digestive tract.

 

Bring a change of clothes, a large jug of water, and find an empty soccer field.

 

I was thinking some Mentos also.

 

Enhance!!

 

Happy TW Friday, y'all!

 

Shit your pants like 7 times and you get labeled for life.

 

I love this place, carry on, carry on.....

 

I dated a big boned girl one time .

 

Scales can zero and still not be linear in calibration.

 

True for Spring Balance type scales.

Scales using load cells are very linear with minor hysteresis. Most scales in the truck load weight business will be using load cell type scales. Spring balance type scales have become dinosaurs.