Am I The Only One Who Does This

Do you always park like an asshole and hug the line closest to the car next to you?

 

I see it as two Tacos protecting one side of the other's Taco. Because there's no way I would ever believe that a Taco owner would EVER "ding" his brothers Taco... EVER!

or...or... I see it as...Parking in Formation

 

Love it. When I park in no mans land to stay away from everyone else, I can almost guarantee someone will park directly next to me.

 

I feel like its a sickness and I have it. Everywhere I go I look for the end spot, the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot. What a pain in the a.. Sometimes I wish I owned a piece of junk all scratched and dinged up. Owning something nice in New Jersey is stressful. The vehicle is going to eventually get dinged or hit in the rear from a mental patient not paying attention.

 

I park way in the back at my work. I have a coworker who parks her nice red (like mine) Camry next to mine and I have no issues with that.

However, she's at a funeral today and some ugly ass white nissan car parked next to me. Never seen it before. I moved over cause fuck that nonsense. I park all the way in the back to get away from people I do not know.

However, if it was a random Taco, I would have not moved. Game respects game.

 

The trick is to park driver door to driver door. At least then there is a chance they won't ding you as much as you won't ding them.

 

There is this dead spot about 3/4 of the way out by the end of the building. Always like 12 spots that are NEVER filled. Guess where I park.

HA, even shows on google maps!

 

Lol... If that car parked next to me, I’d pull all 4 valve stems out...

JK, if such happens to you, it’s wasn't really me... I’m innocent I tell ya

 

I do it. Not too close, but I’ll park next to a nice looking Taco.

 

Walked out of my usual Friday hangout spot last week, and for the first time, saw another Taco parked next to mine. Was pretty cool! Then I noticed it was a much fancier TRD.

 

Seriously. Can't can't we stick together and go punk on some second gens or something. No wonder we are the black sheep of the tacos.

 

Taco cling, creepy. The dog does that but some pets are just needy.

 

It never once even crossed my mind to park next to another Tacoma. But then again, I'm a Sheep Dog, not a Sheep.

 

I park way out there. Had the opportunity to park next to a snorkel yesterday. I passed. I would have looked so...metrosexual next to it.

 

I would've guessed you were a cow.

 

I always park in the boonies. Doesn’t matter if it’s the taco, cobra, or the wife’s car. (It pisses her off when she is with me).

 

This is the same wife who walks 5 miles each morning with her friends for exercise, right? God gave us wives to test us. I fail each of these tests, routinely.