American BS thread

I'm basically stuck dealing with a fucking divorce, about 4 years ago two of my best friends hooked up. Got engaged, and everythings going down in a fiery blaze at the moment. Was up till 2am dealing with girl because she (and I quote) "Is going to get so drunk I forget my name".

I spent from 11 to 2am with her, keeping her drinking moderate to low then I tell her its time to sleep, she can pass out on the couch, says goodnight. I wake up at 6am to her having finished her booze, gone through some of mine. and barely fucking concious. Drove her home and put her to bed before coming into work this morning.

 

That she does. Speaking of which, it's about time for another BOOT!

GL with that one. Not sure what to tell you there.

 

Thank god they don't have a kid, and she's being told to move out of his apartment. I'm stuck being friend in the middle, really nothing for me to do except cheer em up when I'm around either of em.

 

Looks like we have a long night ahead of us!

 

would be more like it

 

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Hey Ray, have you noticed that the abbreviation for the DU Refi Plus program is DURP?

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just got done looking at escort passport radar detector on youtube. are they any good? i see a LOT of mixed opinions about radar detectors in general lol.
i know my uncle had one (idk what brand) a while back that kept him out of some tickets haha

 

do yourself a favor. Keep it at 9 over and then you don't really have to worry. It will save you a lot of money in the long run between gas, tickets, and insurance. ask me how i know.....

 

I run a Passport 9500 iX, worth every penny

 

9 Over, WTF? Down here I've seen em pop people for 3-5 over

 

I had one a while back (9500 maybe?). It was good. Picked up on just about every kind of radar out there. Was really annoying in gas stations though - automatic doors set it off like crazy. I'm sure this has gotten better over time, though.

I won't be spending my money on one ever again though. I got pulled over twice while having it - both times I got hit with LIDAR. Maybe they have progressed a lot in the last 5-6 years, but back then, by the time it warned you of it, you were being lit up.

Thankfully I was never going that fast - only about 8-9 over. I'm always very respectful to cops and I make sure I do all the right stuff. Keys up on the dash, hands on the steering wheel, no fiddling with stuff in the car, hand them my CCW before they see it when they run me, etc... They seem to appreciate it.

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Obviously depends on where you are. 9 over in a 35 is different than 9 over in a 70.

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I'm disrespectful to the max, tell them I'm going to murder their wife and kids, spit on their shoes. I've never once gotten a ticket.

Maybe your doing it wrong??

 

I haven't had a ticket in almost 10 years now. I got 3 within a year and had to go to driving school so i didn't lose my license. Insurance went through the roof. I can't imagine what the cost would be if i had actually lost my license. The extra 5 -10 mph won't get you there much faster. Is a minute or 2 of your time really worth the $$$ you could spend on tickets and insurance?

 

On the interstate I'm running 5-10 under, 65 MPH does wonders for your gas mileage, especially when you're running a lift and MT's. I'll take 22 MPG's and an extra 30 minutes of driving over 16 MPG's any day

 

Well normally I agree with you, round town I'm never speeding, but having a 5 hour drive to the nearest city gets old fast.