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American BS thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by misc, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:18 PM
    Konaborne

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    I think I've been to the beach too much.
     
  2. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM
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    Ooh girlfriend! You don't even know!
     
  3. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM
    IndigoTac07

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    I'm not the only one anymore [​IMG]
     
  4. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Bitches love to simmer, let them simmer.
     
  5. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:20 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Really guys, they aren't that hard. Be a man without being an ass, and the good ones will find you.
     
  6. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM
    IndigoTac07

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    I have tried everything! :(

    There is no good looking girls left
     
  7. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM
    jbmccul

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    All I find is crazy, and you don't stick your dick in crazy!
     
  8. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    You have single handedly solved all my women like problems with your sensitive vagina like feelings. For this I thank you.
    Theres your problem. Quit looking for "good looking", I've seen the hotest girls look haggard as fuck. We all have our down/no sleep/ still fucked up from last weekend type of days.
    You can stick it in crazy, just be sure to have 3 escape routes planned. Like, I mean GOOD escape routes, cause she'll block 1 or 2.
     
  9. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM
    jbmccul

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    What can I say, I'm just a really nice guy!
     
  10. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:25 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Or be tall, girls love taller guys. Then it's just easy pickens.
     
  11. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Just wait till you grow older and gain some world cynicism, that'll go away fast.
     
  12. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM
    jbmccul

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    Hahaha, it's going fast! Fuck everybody!
     
  13. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:27 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    There we go!! Progress already!!
     
  14. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    :canada:

    Seriously, I've gotta start studying. I said this at 9ish. I'm leaving now haha.
     
  15. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM
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    When you are with them pretty much everyday for a year, you know who looks good and who deosnt, even on their bad days
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    Im tall...
     
  16. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:31 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Well said, probably the best advice for the youngins here. Untill you like being by yourself, you wont project yourself as a person who'd like to be in a relationship. Thus people wont view you as an option for one.
     
  17. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:36 PM
    jbmccul

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    I'm tall, but my fucking head is on fire!
     
  18. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:39 PM
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  19. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:41 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Shave your everything? Like an olympic swimmer, then carry around a water bottle, soaking yourself every few minutes so when you meet a girl you can just say, "Just got out of the pool"
     
  20. Aug 2, 2012 at 10:44 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    lol, Yur Special
     

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