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  1. Oct 25, 2012 at 7:44 PM
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    MonkeyProof

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    OzT all over your nuts again?
     
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  2. Oct 25, 2012 at 7:47 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    yeah.

    fuck

    she waits for me after class, or hunts me down when I try to GTFO
    annoying as fuck
    "how are you feeling today? did you get enough sleep last night?"
    awkwardest conversation starter ever.

    "What are your halloween plans?"
    "Heading to the block party"
    "...what's a block party?"
    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    "can I get a hug before you go?"
    FUCK BITCH, I'M TRYING TO GTFO THIS CONVERSATION

    GODDAMNIT OZ, YOU'RE CREEPIN ME HARD, YO
     
    Konaborne, Oct 25, 2012
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  3. Oct 25, 2012 at 7:50 PM
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    Is she not attractive?
     
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  4. Oct 25, 2012 at 7:52 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    she appeals not to my shallow side, nor do I find her personality something I desire.
     
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  5. Oct 25, 2012 at 7:53 PM
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    give her the D.. :notsure: :kona:
     
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  6. Oct 25, 2012 at 7:53 PM
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    Konaborne

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    see above
     
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  7. Oct 25, 2012 at 8:07 PM
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    so you're not going to give her the D?....
    [​IMG]
     
    Brandon9402, Oct 25, 2012
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  8. Oct 25, 2012 at 8:29 PM
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    Kudos, Cody. "Fucking her brains out" can be metaphorical ( I think. wait, um...). If their ain't no brains, sometimes it ain't worth a fuck. I 've had a couple chicks like that where I was just like...uh, go away. Body says yes, but every time you open your mouth, I want to throw up in it.
     
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  9. Oct 25, 2012 at 8:38 PM
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    Cody, get a shift work job. I can and have avoided girls for months simply by saying, "at work".

    With such a fucked up schedule, I can barely keep track of when I work let alone others.
     
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  10. Oct 25, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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    guess my plan to change my facebook relationship status so she could see it has failed.
     
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  11. Oct 25, 2012 at 8:52 PM
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    Do a "Married" status change with a random TW guy. Throw her for a loop.
     
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  12. Oct 25, 2012 at 8:58 PM
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    the next time she asks me "what my plans" are I'm just going to say my girlfriend is flying over from the big island


    but on that married note, I'm planning on getting my closest female friend to get facebook married to me on april fools; so I cant use that idea yet
     
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  13. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:01 PM
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    You have such an eloquent way with words Scott
     
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  14. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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    In the main time, make Tiana a facebook page, pop the question, and hope she says yes.
     
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  15. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:03 PM
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    I've been inside her way too many times for her to say no, this is in thee bag
     
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  16. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:04 PM
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    I bet if I legitimately asked my girlfriend that. I could go either way..
     
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  17. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:22 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    :eek::eek::eek:
     
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  18. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:42 PM
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    It* could go either way. As in she might say yes, she might say no. She wouldn't want that pressure this early on. Besides, I'd never ask for at least a few years if I was actually planning too.
     
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  19. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:45 PM
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    Go on...
     
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  20. Oct 25, 2012 at 9:58 PM
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    Now the real question: Has the thought crossed your mind to maybe one day ask her?? :cool:
     
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