American BS thread

thank goodness I still have time.

 

You know, I really wish AP made a 1st gen LT kit. I cant make it up to my favorite spots with a kit that puts me +6"
and it wouldnt be for a few years...

I wouldnt dip too far into my savings, but I know my CPA mother would end up putting Thiopental in my food, stealing my independent bank acct info and locking me out of it

hat

 

The age when you pull your head out of your ass, or someone pulls it out for you.

 

I'm there already, and I'm not 20 yet. Do I get a trophy?

Like an enlarged prostate or a stuffed scrotum?

 

Konaborne's future LT build..

 

looks like kona and i both contribute. i personally do 5% cause its matched. but we dont tell everyone to do et.

 

dude you'd shit yourself if you saw the 2nd gen 4runner that's on the big island now. I really gotta get a fucking pic of it

exactly like that, fabtec drop bracket with TC LT

but this fucker has 2" wheel spacers on top of that


AND 15x14 fuckin tires/wheels

 

Thank your mom. I'll take a casting of my prostate for you.

Do 15%. Compounding interest only works if you do it early. You never have the chance again. And it is the only tax shelter left. And you'll never miss it. Forces you to live within your means.

 

I grew up sleeping on a cot with a sleeping bag, and had to boil water to take a "hot" bath. In honor of this childhood, I request several casts of your prostate, at least one covered in platinum

 

Dude, my dad grew up taking a bath once a week in a tub they kept under the stairs. They also used the tub as a kitchen table by putting a piece of plywood over it. His soccer ball was a ball of rags. And then there is being bombed by the Nazis. I shit you not.

PS, platinum is kinda expensive. How about tinfoil?

 

I started out as a child

 

my grandmother watched/felt the bomb detonation over Hiroshima; 3/4 of my family boiled sugar to live through WWII

 

Lmao

 

Oh, that's right, YOU'RE THE FUCKING YELLOW MENACE!

 

X2

 

and then she married into the King of Battle (U.S. Army Artillery) with my grandfather... weird how that works

 

that was win

 

In the end, everyone just wants to bump uglies.

 

k
well

im gonna go to the gym to get super sexy so I can get laid all the time and be buff as shit

so ill talk to you bitches later