American BS thread

One day I'ma take a shot of breast milk.

 

After my kid was born, if I ran out of creamer, I'd just give it a couple squeezes in the ol coffee cup, worked for me

 

You probabaly already did.
Either 24 years ago, and you just don't remember it.
Or last year, and you just don't remember it.

I, uh...., um. Moo.

 

what, no witty comeback? You tired? What's the deal scott?

 

Yeah, I am tired, in lots of ways. Work sucks, been sleeping badly. I'll get some rest and then rip into you when I'm refreshed, K?

 

Oh ok, cool man, you had me worried for a minute there

 

You guys gunna jerk each other off next?

 

shhhhh

http://youtu.be/_XSe1OcamuU

 

That was me today.. seems like every time im on here someone has died.

 

I am dead inside

 

You are dead to us as well.

 

Im still cody 1

 

Mistakes were made.

 

yes


when you were born

 

Where the hell is your sacred avatar, boy?

 

I think Chris smoked it

 

Cody 1 was a mistake.

 

agreed

naming you cody was a mistake

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

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