American BS thread

thanks, my head is all congested. too tired to think about legths and prices right now. i dunno if a shackle like on the bracelet would be used, the pin would stick out kinda far and might stab you in the stomach when you bend over. it would probably take me around an hour i think. the length depends on the length of the belt. but yes it would be a lot of cord.

 

I left late for work on purpose so i could avoid the idiots. That didn't work so well for me. 45 min trip.

You need and ARB rear bumper with your hitch in then you can just downshift and let the bastard have a taste of that hitch.

 

40" waist would require ~ 80 ft of cord. It would be a PITA to weave that when you are first getting started.

 

I'm not kidding when I say I want a full plate bumper front and rear specifically for the idiot drivers around here.

 

first knot is the worst, after the 2nd its all good, its just keeping the tension with the first. but thats the amount of cord i would have to use.

 

I almost needed the full plate front bumper. Getting off at 63rd, some DA decided to switch which turn lane he wanted in and whipped out right in front of me. ABS going crazy, downshift, downshift, downshift, flip the fucker off.

 

Plate bumper solves the problem, total his ride, get a can of touch up paint for the scratch on your bumper!

 

I so can't wait for the day when I know that in my heart, well of course I will make all effort to avoid a collision.....but, should those efforts fail...."well officer, you see that I tried to stop, oh no, there are no skidmarks, ABS ya know? Ya, too bad about their Honda, looks totaled to me, Me damaged? No, I'll just touch it up with a rattle can when i get home"

 

I've had several incidents over the years where i wish i just had a POS vehicle. I would have just ran the little fuckers off the road.

 

first valentines day since 6th grade im flying solo.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

you still have a day to get a Valentines date. Get busy!

 

It's a trap! Don't do it!

 

on my right shoulder

On my left shoulder







WHAT DO I DO?

 

save the money and buy a knife

 

Spend the extra money on your truck, it will be there after the women go away

 

I would, but I already have 4 in my dorm room....
though I'm curious to see what the inspectors would do if I had a wall of knives





This cheerleader seems like a promising prospect.........but do I even give enough of a shit about V-day?

 

Vagina day? yes
Valentines day? no

 

I like this logic

I like this logic even more

Birthday money (BAZINGA!) along with this job and summer job should = a different truck by next semester

 

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/health/137157-gym-workouts-154.html#post4548827


i forgot I wrote that jingle last night, makes myself lol

 

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